What will the Don give Melania for Valentines?

[ProudLib72]

Just speculating here:

Diamond earrings + divorce papers?

Mink stole + lots of verbal abuse?

Gold necklace + orders to stay away from the WH?

[procon]

1. An STD. nt

[ProudLib72]

3. Probably

Short and to the point. I'm laughing now.

[MFM008]

12. lol

[Docreed2003]

17. Nah...he gave that gift years ago! It's the gift that keeps on giving!!

[madamesilverspurs]

2. Bruises

where they don't show.


.

[BeyondGeography]

5. Respect

Nobody respects Melania more than Donald.

[chillfactor]

6. nothing....

he has no heart.

[Trust Buster]

7. Orange dyed cheeks.

[Grassy Knoll]

8. Immunity From Deportation

[GallopingGhost]

9. A private skit

called The Fascist Gun in the West?

[Hamlette]

10. what will she give him? nt

[milestogo]

11. Space.

She said she needed lots of space.

[Marie Marie]

15. Exactly. The best gift he could give her would be to stay in

the White House (babbling, tweeting and roaming the halls in his bathrobe) while she stays in New York.

[HipChick]

13. Kelly Conway slipped up today and said Ivanka was the most important female in his life.

”They’re using the most prominent woman in Donald Trump’s — you know, most prominent — she’s his daughter".... I thought that was strange...

[JudyM]

14. Kellyanne SO wants to be Ivanka, it's Sad.

[kysrsoze]

16. A Golden Shower

[hardluck]

18. Herpies

[Warren DeMontague]

24. "Where else would you have it... on your dick?"

[Warpy]

19. "Buy something for yourself" plus his absence

would likely top her list of wishes for the day.

[briv1016]

20. Being 200 miles away.

[oberliner]

21. Stella Doro Swiss Fudge Cookies

[meadowlander]

22. Rosie O'Donnell's sofa and a gallon of water?

[alittlelark]

23. Gift certificate for a plastic surgeon...

...like he does every year.

[tblue37]

25. A gold-framed photo of himself showing an EO he has just signed. (Not real gold, though.) nt

[Motown_Johnny]

26. Australia ?

[Frogg]

27. A Genuine Ivanka Trump Made in China Purse...Of course, marked down 80% via TJ Maxx

Gotta move that crap out before the boycottin' liberals see it!

[Freddie]

28. 6 weeks of his absence

Probably what she wants most

[Charles Bukowski]

29. As others have said, he's giving her space...

on our dime.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

30. Enough NYC security costs to pay for 100,000 school lunches for poor kids

Just kidding. Trump and Melania don't give a shit about any child but their own.