Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Who wore it best?

[malaise]

Eat your heart out Groper Don the Con

[guillaumeb]

1. On the left is President Obama.

On the right is an................................overlnflated balloon?

Perhaps the Michelin man?

[malaise]

2. Freaking delish

This will get to him

[guillaumeb]

8. Soon there will be an official court photographer.

The only possible solution.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

41. tRump is so image conscious he will spend precious time approving every picture. . . nt

[Zoonart]

27. LOLOLOL

OH MYYYYYYYYYYY!

[chimpymustgo]

66. Malaise, can you post this on Twitter - that way he'll be sure to see it! n/t

[malaise]

67. I'm not on Twitter

but others can post it

[wordpix]

133. if you got those photos from a website(s), pls. give me the URLs

I'll post to Twitter. Otherwise I have to post the thread URL

[malaise]

135. It's one graphic

right click, click copy image info, copy location url and you have it

[Freedomofspeech]

3. But he's the healthiest man to ever run for the presidency...

Don't you remember? SAD

[malaise]

5. Clearly all his words are meaningless

[sheshe2]

84. He probably eats his words as well.

They are laden with shit and full of calories!

[malaise]

88. ROFL

[sheshe2]

111. ;)

[guillaumeb]

6. He does not look as if he ever ran or exercised in his life. eom

[fleur-de-lisa]

11. Just his thumbs. eom

[guillaumeb]

13. Nice, very nice.

But his tiny thumbs cannot use enough calories to help him with his problem.

[malaise]

12. Apparently he was the best baseball player in New York

He said so

[guillaumeb]

14. As the back fence?

Or the mascot?

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

DUzy

[Alice11111]

58. ...

[malaise]

18. To your point

[Marie Marie]

24. Because Pres A-Hole made numerous comments on women's bodies may this woman say:

HE HAS GOT ONE FAT FLABBY ASS! Oh that felt sooo good to say.

[malaise]

25. Precisely

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[volstork]

29. He's a 2.5 at BEST.

Maybe even a 2.

[wordpix]

136. I give him a 1 and that's b/c his heart is beating

but not for long with all that pork on him

[George II]

34. I liked what Patton Oswalt said about him during the campaign:

"he tripped over his saggy old man balls".

[malaise]

82. Hehehehehehehhe

[George II]

83. true story...slightly off topic...a few years ago were were on vacation and sitting around the pool

I was watching people, and it seemed there were a bunch of old guys with no butts. I asked my wife (a 40+ year nurse) if I was going to lose my ass someday too, and she said "yes, and you'll be carrying your scrotum in a wheel barrow"!

[SunSeeker]

112. ...

[Alice11111]

62. ...and he fancies himself a hunk P grabber

Yes, he is a FAT ASSED, REPULSIVE, FLABBY CHESTED, PERVERTED, SEXUAL ASSAULTER, UGLY, MOTHER FUCKING, LOONEY TUNES, BLOATED IDIOT . You just can't be a 10 if you are a man when your flabby breasts hang down to your saggy scrotum. You would have to have a face like Colin Firth, rather than one that looks like a bloated orange exploding pumpkin, with long, icky, stringy, plastic looking hair glued to it.

[Alice11111]

64. Geez...he really brings out the worst in me

[smirkymonkey]

71. +1000

Seriously, where does he get off thinking that he has a right to judge ANY woman on her looks!

[malaise]

80. Too kind

He's worse than that

[Ligyron]

104. He definitely has man-boobs.

When one sees him in-person.

[Alice11111]

106. Trump bra for man boobs. Rosie should market that one

[MoonRiver]

121. ROFL!!!!!

[wordpix]

137. LOL, having fun with this and may I add to your rant

HEY FAT BELLY DONALD, I don't like to fat shame anyone but for you I must make an exception

[Alice11111]

144. 1 exception for the FAT-SHAMER-IN-CHIEF

[BlancheSplanchnik]

90. Fat ass and child-bearing hips.

BLOTUS.
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[NastyRiffraff]

107. BLOTUS!

Perfect!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

120. :D

Glad you enjoyed!

[Alice11111]

142. BLOTUS! That's perfect

[Hassin Bin Sober]

109. That's a full ax handle wide.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

123. Beeeep!!! Beeeeeep!!!

Wide Load.

[Alice11111]

145. Funniest thread. Too bad we can't make him work out in

front of the TV cameras, while being fat shamed, like he made the young Miss Universe do, or whatever she was.
Rosie should be reading this thread to him, just like he was the Big Man shaming the young girl. He says, he did her a favor.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

146. Heh! I'd love to do him a favor.

Or two.

[Eliot Rosewater]

76. His doctor is as big a liar as Fuckface is.

[malaise]

77. The doctor looks just as

unhealthy

[volstork]

26. Stay Puft!

drumpf is gonna hate this!

[GoCubsGo]

30. You read my mind!

[BumRushDaShow]

60. You need the video illustration

[volstork]

68. Thanks for

the A/V help!!

[guillaumeb]

36. Perhaps he should wear Bedouin style robes?

Or a Bedouin style tent?

[Liberal In Texas]

28. Pillsbury Doughboy

But with a stupid look on his face.

[guillaumeb]

37. The dough looks diseased. eom

[sheshe2]

85. Yeast infection...

it did not rise properly.

[Alice11111]

87. LOL He makes me itch to see his photo

[guillaumeb]

98. Well, it looks like it has risen quite a bit.

The inevitable comparisons between Obama and Trump will all reflect badly on Trump. For a man with such a huge ego, it must be difficult. Witness his anger over the unflattering photographs.

[bigbrother05]

33. The villain from Ghostbusters I (Stapuft man)?

[guillaumeb]

39. I am glad I do not eat marshmallows. eom

[Dulcinea]

91. Is that really Trump?

Terrible picture.

[JDC]

97. Your title line is genius

[guillaumeb]

99. Luck, not genius.

But thank you all the same.

[lastlib]

100. Pillsbury Doughboy!!

(disguised as an orange croissant?)

[guillaumeb]

102. Long past the expiration date.

Return for a refund?

[wordpix]

132. Humpty Drumpty

[guillaumeb]

143. Waiting for the fall?

I might use your Humpty Trumpty for a poster.

[gademocrat7]

4. President Obama

No contest. Groper Don the Con is a massive blob of stupidity.

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. MMM, MMMM, MMMM . . .

PBO is one fine lookin' man!

What's that messy blob on the right?

[HipChick]

9. PBO is all kinds of Fionne!...

that blob? Not for all the money in the world...I can never feel sorry for the wife..

[malaise]

10. Yeh - that's an understatement - he could park those shoes here

I'd run hubby for the evening - just joking (or am I)

[guillaumeb]

16. Could you outrun Michelle Obama?

A consideration.

[malaise]

17. Hehehehehehe

Nah! She'd whip my ass

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. That reminds me, I need a set of Michelins.

[malaise]

20. To think that he has opinions on how women should look

He deserves ridicule

[George II]

38. But he's a 10.....actually two 5s.

[malaise]

40. More like three threes

and a spare tire

[Nay]

55. For that comment, I give you a heart! nt

[arithia]

21. I'll just leave this here, too

another who wore it best 0=)

http://www.boredpanda.com/ivanka-trump-or-this-burrito/

[malaise]

22. When I first saw that dress I did think of tin-foil

and then remembered that these are world net folks -

[Lotusflower70]

23. Gee

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That's a tough one. Lol. Ok it's really not. President Obama is fine as hell there. Just sayin.

[malaise]

42. Gee indeed

His appearance is a choice - and this awful scumbag insults women

[Marthe48]

31. is trump wearing a diaper?

or are his panties in a twist?

[malaise]

32. Hehehehehehhehe

Not another Vitter

[complain jane]

35. Barf.

[spanone]

43. waddle, waddle, waddle...

[malaise]

46. Leave that cute pig

[malaise]

48. He loves fast food

I suspect that when he said 'see you in court'... he meant the Food Court.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028627544

[Submariner]

59. Apparently Fake Bone Spur Trump

gets a couple of those KFC buckets each week. I bet his cholesterol is off the charts. He would have the BEST cholesterol.

[malaise]

61. That's crazy but so is the Con

Should send some for his Valentine's present

[spanone]

105. Bwahahahahaaaa....food court!!!! 👍🏼

[malaise]

118. LOL

[tblue37]

44. Could this have been deliberate trolling by Pres. Obama? If so, very funny!

[malaise]

45. I doubt it

He always wears these colors - but I wish it were

[Bayard]

47. My eyes! My eyes!

Phew! That was close.

Maybe we won't have to impeach him afterall. He looks pretty unhealthy.

[malaise]

50. Watch him coming down the stairs on AF1

He is unhealthy and not just the mental health part.

[montana_hazeleyes]

49. President Obama is the FINEST president we ever had!

[wordpix]

134. he was wonderful, too bad we lost the House

we couldn't get anything done with that frigging Congress

[VOX]

51. Someone's courting a massive heart attack.

And it ain't 44.

[llmart]

94. Or a massive stroke...

I'll take either one.

[VOX]

148. In a heartbeat. (heh)

[alfredo]

52. Trump in a staff meeting

[malaise]

54. Rising above them with

hot air

[alfredo]

78. And propelled by pungent air.

[malaise]

79. LOL

junk in -junk out

[alfredo]

81. 1+

[Thor_MN]

96. Isn't that Bannon? His face is corroding.

[alfredo]

115. That is from wiping his face after having his hand up trump's arse.

[jayschool2013]

53. Arugula, baby

And an occasional craft beer.

[malaise]

56. It shows

All I know is that no money in the world would make me choose the Con over Yes we Can.
Intelligence and decency matter in my space.

[First Speaker]

57. It's weird...Obama looks like a combination of Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott in that pic...

...or maybe like an international jewel thief with a heart of gold, like the Phantom in Pink Panther...

[catbyte]

63. Have another Bic Mac

And that slob has the gall to "rate" women based on our looks? Fuck him.

[malaise]

65. Offensive indeed

He is -10

[flamingdem]

69. Well y'know some of us like a big "bear" of a man

.. but not me!

I hope Obama comes back from that vacay, he'll find his ratings are going to be about 85% after what we're going through with Cheeto.

[malaise]

70. That pic is since his return

Some people aren't big by choice but they aren't rating women either.

Fuck Groper Don the Con - let him eat his heart out - Obama respects woman and is healthy

[Beacool]

72. Trump is the fattest president since Taft.

He's 70, doesn't exercise, doesn't get enough sleep and loves to eat junk food. He's a heart attack waiting to happen.

[malaise]

73. Be still my aching

heart

[Beacool]

74. Maybe fate will take care of him.

What goes around, comes around.

[malaise]

75. He chose his food

some of us are more careful

[Alice11111]

89. If he would only fall and smash pence, Ryan, or Turtleman when he has his heart attack

...but we still would have 2 more to go

[Beacool]

117. Trump is an ignorant buffoon, but Pence is also vile.

A homophobe and anti-women reproductive rights.

[Skittles]

86. to be fair, there is quite a bit of age difference

but still, I am fairly certain Obama will never look as bad as Trump

[llmart]

92. Oh, hell...

I'm sorry I saw that fat ass before my breakfast this morning. Ugh. What a hideous creature.

However, seeing my President Obama is very uplifting. He looks so happy and relaxed. Good for him and thank you for all you did for our country these last 8 years.

[MoonRiver]

93. Can you imagine how secretly, and I DO mean secretly, jealous Melania is of Michelle?

[malaise]

95. Hehehehehe

Yah think

[Alice11111]

108. Sh said she admired her, then the Orange Blob didn't let her be seen

for a month.

[blueseas]

101. Handsome and fit!

Fit body, fit mind!

[Alice11111]

110. Even hot. As Michelle says, swagger Too cool 4 school

Miss you our Prez. I was proud to be an American then.

Remember when he slow jammed the news, sang Amazing Grace (beautiful voice), and he dd humor like a pro. I was touched sometimes when he held his mother in laws hand. Seeing him dance with Michele was so beautiful, as he was so infatuated with her.
Tight family. What an example he was for a well rounded guy, father, and husband. Even his tears showed us he could only be real.

[blueseas]

126. Yes - great memories

Thanks for the recall!

[onecent]

103. Good Lord. He's been putting the lbs on and NO TIE CAN HIDE THIS.

[Vinca]

113. Sexiest man alive vs. least sexiest man alive.

Melania must have become a very wealthy woman.

[Butterflylady]

114. Please,

Give some kind of warning before showing a gruesome picture like the one on the right. There might be children in the room. You wouldn't want them to have nightmares.

[Jamaal510]

116. #45 is quite the lady-killer!

[sl8]

119. Obama is more physically attractive than Trump. Really?

You think Obama is pretty and Trump is ugly? Join the club.

Shall we in the future vote for the most attractive candidate?

You could write books on the postitive aspects of Obama's presidency and tomes about the unworthinesss of Trump, but, instead, post 2 pictures that show us who is most attractive, and therefore the best President?

Just in case I've been too inarticulate to subtly make my point, Obama was 10,000 times the President that Trump is, and that has absolutely nothing to to do with either's physical attractivness.

[MoonRiver]

124. Truth is Rump set himself up for this kind of ridicule.

He has insulted and demeaned men and women because of their appearances at every opportunity, throughout his entire life. I have ZERO problem with handing him his ass back. Karma really does suck.

[sl8]

125. I don't understand this argument.

Person A . I don't think the the physical appearance of my adversary matters.
Person B. My political opponent insulted and demeaned men and women because of their appearances ...
Person A. I should renounce my beliefs and adopt the beliefs of my opponents because?

[malaise]

129. This is about a manwho thinks he is in a position to rate women

You write your book - we're ridiculing this piece of scum

[sl8]

131. There is no one more on board with riduling D. Trump than I.

But not because of his physical appearance.

I believe this is the worst President of the United States we have had in more than 100 years.

To criticize him based on his appearance is wrong. Ugly people are not necessarily bad. Pretty people are not necessarily good. Bigotry is bad. Let us not confuse physical appearance with beauty.

[sl8]

141. Therefore now we have permission to rate men ?! n/t

[LongTomH]

127. Guy on the left, pure class!! Guy on the right, pure fright!!!!

[Kimchijeon]

128. Physically fit vs. Bloated mess

No contest!

[malaise]

130. Very cute graphics

You need a heart - welcome to DU

[wordpix]

138. malaise, I need the URL where photos came from to post on Twitter

[malaise]

139. I posted how to get it above but this might be easier

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4P57jHUMAA4Tup

add
.jpg
at the end of above link

[Kimchijeon]

147. ♥ Why thank you for the warm welcome! ♥

I actually have been around for ages and ages but this is a new account (wish we could simply just change our usernames instead of having to do a whole new account... but oh well!)

[GP6971]

140. Interesting username

I looked at your profile. What username did you previously use?

[Calista241]

149. Ah yes, let the fat shaming begin.

Never mind all the legit evilness of Trump. The fact that he's fat is clearly what makes him a bad President.

[leftstreet]

150. Well, he does loves to judge people on their looks

Goose, gander I suppose

[malaise]

151. No he thinks he can rate women

Ask Rosie