I have more hearts than all of DU combined

[Botany]

Bigly hearts

Yuge hearts

They really are the best hearts anyplace in the world

I know more about hearts than the cardiologists

Anybody who has more hearts then me got them from illegal heart givers

[malaise]

1. If I could I'd send you five just for this post

[Botany]

3. you have phony hearts ..... rigged hearts

n/t

[malaise]

14. No

Yours are alternative hearts mine have soul

Even better

[ProfessorGAC]

2. Excellent!

I take it you won't need to be briefed about the heart thing.

[Botany]

4. I don't need no stinking briefings

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Well Then You're Saying I Assumed Correctly!

I knew you were that smart and bigly.

[nikibatts]

5. Another Russian Passport Renewal ad just popped up over your video.

Why is that happening and where are they coming from.

[guillaumeb]

6. How do we know you are a US citizen?

See what those stolen hearts are worth in Somalia.

[PoliticAverse]

7. Anything is possible...

[randome]

8. No you don't.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]The Dolt45/Spicer super-soaker fires a continuous stream of stupid and NEVER needs refilling![/center][/font][hr]

[HassleCat]

10. Your post made my heart swell.

It's now the size of Rhode Island, and still growing.

[Botany]

11. here take a heart!

n/t

[Sucha NastyWoman]

12. Does your daughter have any hearts for sale?

[boston bean]

13. FAKE NEWS. I have the bigliest best hearts. Everyone says so.

You cannot trust the mainstream hearts.