What does it mean when a Black SUV parks in front of your house

[MineralMan]

and three men in suits get out of it and start coming up your walk? Anyone have any ideas?

[MineralMan]

1. Just kidding, of course...

[redstatebluegirl]

2. Well, know your rights....

[NCjack]

3. If they have clubs, you are about to get a"Donnie".

[NightWatcher]

4. Could be mormons or blinged out jehovas witnesses who were spreading the good news.

[Yonnie3]

5. You have won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes! ?? n/t

[egold2604]

6. They have information on Aliens hiding in your basement

[Historic NY]

7. Hopefully it isn't the undertaker....

I'm always accused of making p/ups for the funeral home on the side.

[tinrobot]

8. In Los Angeles, it means your ride to the Oscars is here.

[Wellstone ruled]

9. Is the big Guys name

Dominic?

[frazzled]

10. Prom night?

And two of your girlfriends are with you at your house.

[hlthe2b]

11. It means you better have ACLU on speed dial (unless, of course..._____)

[struggle4progress]

12. Some guy stole a $200 million cocaine shipment and told the mafia he hid it at your house?

Comey is conducting a thorough impartial investigation into the Administration's Russian moles?

The President suspects you used to edit your high school paper?

Someone informed ICE your cousin's friend knew somebody who once dated a girl with a Hispanic-sounding name?

[mahina]

13. ? Did that happen to you?

[Arkansas Granny]

14. Don't answer the door, call your attorney.

[Beartracks]

28. After you post about it here, of course!

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[orleans]

15. ...

1. they got the wrong house

2. the new neighbors have moved in & they want to introduce themselves

3. PIZZA'S HERE!

4. top government dems hold secret meeting at mineralman's house

5. suv broke down and they need to borrow your phone

[EarthFirst]

16. Barack needs directions to the disc golf course? nt

[Boldine]

17. They are looking for a safe place

to hide for the next 4 years.

[RKP5637]

18. They've been monitoring DU!

[BumRushDaShow]

19. Are you sure it was a SUV?

[pnwest]

27. LOL! Just what I was thinking - is Mineral Man about to get "flashy-thingy-ed"?

would be more fun to have MIB than FBI coming up your sidewalk.....

[msanthrope]

20. Asking for a friend? nt

[doc03]

21. It's Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones nt

[Nay]

22. Too late to run, MM. Might as well go quietly. LOL!

[hunter]

23. Those damned Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. won't leave me alone.

How many freaking times do I have to tell them I'm retired

[pinboy3niner]

24. You're going to get The Good News and a free copy of the Watchtower!!!

[3catwoman3]

25. Men In Black 4...

...is filming?

[elleng]

26. In MY case,

it would mean I'd moved BACK into DC!

[liberal N proud]

29. MIB

[rickford66]

30. Publishers Clearing House ?