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Mon Feb 20, 2017, 04:55 PM

Ten things that would probably happen if Trump attended a British state visit.

I've heard a lot of arguments why Trump should be disinvited from a state visit to Britain, but what would likely happen if the visit went ahead?


Based on past behavior:

1/ He would arrive to the biggest, anti-racism protests in British history.

2/ He would publicly insult somebody or a group of people in Britain.

3/ He would tell the British people they have a big problem with Muslims.

4/ He would boast about how he was right about Brexit.

5/ He would make a highly divisive speech with glaring British historical errors.

6/ He would be all over the British newspaper front pages for displaying his idiocy and bigotry.

7/ He would give the Queen the weirdest, longest, most disrespectful handshake ever.

8/ He would later claim the Queen supported him to defend his worst policies.

9/ He would get in a Twitter war with a British politician that disagreed with him.

10/ He would return to America and claim his visit was a big success and the British people loved him.


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Reply Ten things that would probably happen if Trump attended a British state visit. (Original post)
Doodley Feb 2017 OP
True Dough Feb 2017 #1
Doreen Feb 2017 #2
No Vested Interest Feb 2017 #3
Doodley Feb 2017 #4
No Vested Interest Feb 2017 #5
subterranean Feb 2017 #6
haele Feb 2017 #7
Calista241 Feb 2017 #8
Doodley Feb 2017 #9

Response to Doodley (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 04:59 PM

1. He would recommend

plastering "TRUMP" across Buckingham Palace.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:01 PM

2. All I can say is "yup."

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:08 PM

3. He would walk in front of the Queen, as he does with his wife. nt

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Response to No Vested Interest (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:17 PM

4. Or he will do this:

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Response to Doodley (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:36 PM

5. Good one!

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:51 PM

6. And he would boast about his "landslide" win in the election.

But I guess that one goes without saying.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 06:36 PM

7. He wants tea with Kate and Wills - could care less about the Queen.

After all, he did go on about that topless pic of the Duchess of Cambridge he saw in the paper that one time...
As it is, the Queen probably reminds him of his own Mum, and that would bring up those bad old feelings.

Haele.

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Response to Doodley (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 06:37 PM

8. I lol'd

Funny post.

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Response to Calista241 (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 09:37 PM

9. Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

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