tRump is a cockroach

[ProudLib72]

One of those big, nasty Madagascar hissing roaches. Except he doesn't have the sense God gave all the other cockroaches. No, when you turn on the lights, he stays in the middle of the room. All the other roaches run and hide. Not tRumproach. He raises up and hisses at you, hisses all sorts of incomprehensible garbage about how he's the greatest and no one can stomp on him.

Come on intelligence agencies, DROP THE SHOE!

[Solly Mack]

1. He's more like the ball of shit Dung Beetles push around.

I love bugs. I got no love for Trump.

[2naSalit]

2. Oh yeah...

I was tryin to come up with something better and I just couldn't... I like the dung beetle comparison.

[Docreed2003]

4. For my money...

He's the hairy blob of bones and debris owls poop out that 9th grade science students dissect.

[Solly Mack]

6. He's certainly as gross as that sounds.

[Docreed2003]

7. It's definitely nasty...

But that experience cemented my love of science! That being said, he's still a hairy blob of owl excitement

[Doreen]

3. Yeah, I like insects to and they are in no way as horrid as

Dictator is. I wish we were allowed to use bug spray on him and keep the bugs.

[MFM008]

5. or......or

maggot.

[world wide wally]

8. Don't say that!

Cockroaches are the most likely living thing to survive a nuclear war. One queen will hatch 25,000 eggs in 24 hours and then another 25,000 the next day! They are said to have been around since prehistoric times and when it comes to the survival of the fittest, they are ranked at the top!

But he does have physical similarities. Just hope that is all!

[ProudLib72]

9. I thought of that for the analogy

The light of CIA/FBI investigation shining on cockroaches and making them scatter was too much to pass up.

[world wide wally]

10. I was just being facetious :)

[ProudLib72]

11. I know

but tRumproach surviving a nuclear war while the rest of us die is a horrible thought, too.