Donald Trumps tremendous Sermon on the Mount

[Arkansas Granny]

The Lord is my shepherd. OK? Totally. Big league. He is a tremendous shepherd. The best. No comparison. I know more than most people about herding sheep. And that’s why I won the election in a landslide and it’s why my company is doing very very well. Because He said, “I’m with you, Donald. You will never want.”

So we were on this green pasture by the still waters and He said, “Lie down.” I said, “Lie down?” He said, “Lie down.” And He made me lie down. Right there in the pasture. So I lie down. People are so surprised that I lie down — “Oh, he’s lying down.” But He’s my shepherd. Great shepherd. Not just good. Great. It was right there that I thought, “This is going to be a tremendous golf course. Terrific greens. Plenty of water. And it is. Everybody who plays it comes away saying, “That is the greatest course in the entire world.” Everybody.

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/21/donald-trumps-tremendous-sermon-on-the-mount/

Garrison Keillor has nailed it.

[VMA131Marine]

1. Brilliant!

[progressoid]

2. My Christian parents thought this was hilarious.

And they're Democrats.

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. Blessed are the rich

They make the beast deals!

[BeckyDem]

4. One of the best I have read since he took office. Recommend.

[Initech]

5. Love this! Bigly!

[Grammy23]

6. Small quibble....this is a riff on The 23rd Psalm.