Donald Trump looks to past Presidents for advice...a LOL

[SticksnStones]

Wandering around the White House at night, Trump can't sleep, hasn't slept..he starts seeing the ghosts of Presidents past.

On that first sleepless night he sees the ghost of George Washington. "President Washington," he asks, "what can I do as President to help the American People?"

"Always tell the truth" answers Washington.

On the second night wandering the halls of the White House Trump sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. "President Jefferson," he asks, "what can I do as President to help the American People?"

"Follow the constitution" answers Jefferson.

On the third night Trump comes upon the ghost of FDR. "President Roosevelt," he asks, "what can I do as President to help the American People?"

"Help the poor and needy" replies Roosevelt.

On his fourth sleepless night Trump sees before him the great man himself, Abraham Lincoln. "President Lincoln," he asks, "what can I do as President to help the American People?"

"That's easy" replies Lincoln, "Go to the theater"







(a friend just told me this one...don't know its origin)

[sagetea]

1. Lolololol!!!!

[malaise]

2. Off to the greatest page

for thee