Chuck Woolery's BIGGEST fear? If Hillary had won, he'd be attacked for wearing a penis hat.

[Miles Archer]

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[Cha]

1. he doesn't need to wear a hat .. we know he's a

****

[JHan]

2. lol

[DesertRat]

5. Amen!

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Being Chuck Woolery means never having to wear a penis hat

it comes included.

[latinaliberal]

4. Wait,

I can't find my vagina hat

[DesertRat]

6. I love this response-Have you ever seen a vulva?

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[struggle4progress]

7. I was just talking with myself about penis hats!

Myself -- I said -- do you know what made America great?

No -- sighed myself -- but I bet you're going to tell me, aren't you?

Indeed I am!-- I said -- It was penis hats!

Somebody really needs to get a life -- said myself -- and that somebody might be you

Well, hear me out-- I said -- There was something that the Wright Brothers and that the Doughboys had in common. And that was ....?

Did it begin with 'what' and end with 'ever'? -- myself asked hopefully

[Hekate]

8. Aw, do people call you a ****head a lot, Chuck?

[SticksnStones]

9. Oooh Chuck, please put on a penis hat

No one will attack you...but we will call you a dickhead, so there's that -

[JI7]

10. some things should never have made it out of the 80s