Oh Good I got a sitting ovation

[malaise]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - and so the Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars begin

[nycbos]

1. My favorite line was

"Black people saved NASA and white people saved jazz that's what I call progress."

[malaise]

2. Another great one

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Fuck Groper Don the Con - totally undeserved round of applause for the highly over-rated Meryl Streep

He's roasting the Con

[suffragette]

8. He got in dig after dig about that. Well done!

[malaise]

9. Just hit the fake news

This is great

[suffragette]

11. Yes. And first Oscar winner notes he is an immigrant and win is for immigrants.

[BainsBane]

4. With the Pantsuit flash mob song!

https://vimeo.com/185625717

[malaise]

7. That was brilliant -and clever

[BainsBane]

10. a memory of better times

seems so long ago now.

[Takket]

5. standin O for "undeserving" Streep followed by Jimmy asking "Is that an Ivanka"?

:ROFL:

[malaise]

6. Tweeting at 5.00am during his bowel movement

[llmart]

13. That was the best dig on trump so far...

He's probably fuming!

[samnsara]

12. i never even heard of any of the movies up for nom so im skipping it....

...but ever since Silence of the lambs got best pic I kinda thing its ...fixed...?

[Nevernose]

15. For the record

Most of them were really good. La La Land was awful, but the rest were amazing.

[guillaumeb]

14. The ultimate lazy person ovation? eom