Don't let the door hit you in the ass

[HarveyDarkey]

[KansDem]

1. Hey, Rush!! Guess what!!

Costa Rica provides free health care!

Costa Rica provides universal health care to its citizens and permanent residents.[1] Cost Rica offers some of the best health care in Latin America. Both the private and public health care systems are always being uprgraded. New hospitals, new clinics, new machines, and improvement in staff and training. "Statistics from the World Health Organization frequently place Costa Rica in the top country rankings in the world for long life expectancy." This is because of the slower pace of living, the healthy and non-preservative foods, and the tropical climate.[2] "The UN (United Nations) has ranked Costa Rica’s public health system within the top 20 worldwide and the number 1 in Latin America!" [3]

--more--
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_care_in_Costa_Rica

[AnnieK401]

22. And of course so does the rest of the developed world

But don't tell Rush, we want him out of here.

[ZombieHorde]

2. Sweet. Let's do a countdown!

Only 1826 days left until Rush leaves the country.

[HarveyDarkey]

4. Over two years are gone since he said that

Only be about a grand now.

[rhett o rick]

5. Great idea. nm

[OffWithTheirHeads]

3. Oh please don't let that piece of shit stain beautiful Costa Rica (has nat hlth cr)

Go to Somalia, you'll love it there.

[freshwest]

35. You got that right!

[RebelOne]

6. Yes, Rush, pack now and go. I'll even help you. n/t

[jimlup]

7. Maybe that boil on his ass ...

will becoming infected and he will die. We can only hope.

[antigone382]

8. Given that Costa Rica has universal healthcare...and the best medical system in Central America...

that may not be such a problem.

I can hope that he gets one or two human botfly infestations, however.

[freshwest]

36. Bwahaha!

[HarveyDarkey]

12. All this time

I thought he was an ass on a boil.

[rateyes]

27. would that make him an

ass-teroid?

[HappyMe]

9. He should go tomorrow.

There are plenty of poisonous critters and parasites waiting for his nasty windbag ass.

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Methinks the Ticos have him pegged as persona non grata. . .

. . .don't want him screwing up their pura vida image.

[AsahinaKimi]

11. I wonder if Costa Rica would even let him in?

IF I were them, I wouldn't.

[freshwest]

37. +1

[Scurrilous]

13. K & R

[rurallib]

14. here is something i could contribute to

I don't care if he is rich, if my $2 gets him out the door faster it is worth it.
Plus, build a fucking fence around him so he can't get back in!

[zappaman]

15. I hope he doesn't since I plan on retiring there or Belize... n/t

[DFW]

16. ˇY no vuelvas más!

I would have said "buen viaje," but that would have been insincere, as I wish him no such thing.

[Ken Burch]

25. "Adios, pendejo!" would be suffecient.

[lunatica]

29. I heartily agree!

Good one!

[kitt6]

17. He wouldn't last long;

too many brown people.

[MatthewStLouis]

18. I can hardly wait! Um, sorry Costa Rica... :(

[tpsbmam]

19. Woohoo! Health care AND driving Rush out....that should be worth 1,000,000 votes!

What a service to America!

[allan01]

20. re:Don't let the door hit you in the ass

time to pack your bags mr. limbaugh. the sooner the better

[jtuck004]

21. THat big ol' boy is being held up by the U.S. He move to Costa Rica, that lil ol' slip of land

might just sink.

We could be seeing the beginning of the Costa Rica Canal. Wouldn't that be great for shipping? Soon as we get him towed out of the harbor?

[Spirochete]

23. Make that the Dominican Republic, dickwad

and don't forget your Viagra...

[Ken Burch]

24. What did Costa Rica ever do to deserve THAT?

Someone should warn their immigration department immediately.

[Marr]

26. What a patriot.

What an ass.

[rateyes]

28. In the words of Bruce Willis, "yippee ki yay,

motherfucker"

[TBF]

30. Wait until he finds out Costa Rica has socialized medicine ...

[Jamaal510]

31. Why not Haiti or Somalia instead?

They don't have that evil, socialist single-payer care. Almost everything is privatized in those countries. Perfect fit for him.

[ThoughtCriminal]

32. I just fear for children wherever he goes - nt

[rucky]

33. What are the child prostitution laws like in Costa Rica?

[rustydog]

34. Costa Rica?....Isn't that where boy prostitutes are in abundance Viagra-poppin' Rusho?

Just askin' Why wait, pack up and leave, now please.

[Doctor_J]

38. Why Costa Rica?

Is that where the most Pre-teen male prostitutes are?