Groper Don the Don insists that he be called President Trump or

[malaise]

Mr Trump but he always says Obama

What a fucking racist!

That is all

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. aw

whats the matter, he doesn't like Orange Anus?

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. he'll always be simply "asshole" to me!

[malaise]

5. He's Groper Don the Con for me

but asshole is quite accurate

[yonder]

65. He's "45" to me

but for short, it's "4to5"

[ginnyinWI]

73. I don't think he is a con...

unfortunately, he's disturbed enough to believe what he is peddling! For funny names, my favorite is "Cheetolini". Makes me smile every time.

[malaise]

80. but he cons people

I think he' s a Con on steroids - he even cons himself.

[radical noodle]

84. He's a con artist and always has been

He may be crazy too, but he excels at manipulation and the shell game. His companies are played like a shell game, he has companies set up on top of one another. He can live like a king without putting one nickel in of his own money.

[dchill]

94. He's a con, and he knows it.

Money launderer, too.

[Pachamama]

3. I refuse to call him either....

I prefer Traitor Trump, Pussygrabber in Chief, Comrade Trumpsky, Agent Orange, and then the usual expletives.

But I will NEVER call him President Trump or Mr. Trump.

[malaise]

8. Same here

Just hearing President in front of his name is 'cringeworthy'.

[tblue37]

12. Pussolini. nt

[OnDoutside]

17. excellent

[malaise]

26. Most excellent

[NastyRiffraff]

32. You win!

What, I don't know, but you definitely win!

[Kahuna7]

38. I like it!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

66. Lol. My new favorite

Replacing Mango Mussolini.

[calimary]

78. We have a winner!

Pussolini! Gotta remember that one!

[Angry Dragon]

4. Not-My-President Trump is as close as I can come

[lunatica]

6. He can insist all he wants but it ain't happening

[Solly Mack]

7. DJ Pig Jowls

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Solly Mack]

11. He's got the rap that makes his sheep squeal.

[heaven05]

16. what a pig POS he is

[Solly Mack]

22. I actually like pigs but Trump does have pig jowls.

They look fine on a pig but not so much on an asshole.

Trump is like a hemorrhoid with pig jowls and a hen's ass for a mouth.

[heaven05]

24. ohhhh!!!

true

[Solly Mack]

31. I keep expecting an egg to pop out of his mouth when he goes on a rant.

[malaise]

28. Hehehehehehehhe

[murielm99]

42. I like pigs, too.

They are actually quite intelligent.

We used to raise a few at a time when we still farmed.

[Solly Mack]

50. They really are intelligent. Very unappreciated in that regard.

And they can be funny. I've seen pet piggies do everything the dog was doing...shake, roll over, fetch. They love to cuddle and will climb into your lap, no matter how big they are - they still try.

[world wide wally]

74. Behind humans, primate, and whales (porpoises) pigs are the most intelligent species.

I think Trumplodites are about 8th or 9th.

[3catwoman3]

83. You are being way...

...too kind and generous.

[OnDoutside]

19. That's the type of photo that should be used all the time.

[Solly Mack]

27. I agree.

Not that he has a good side, but the photos he hates are the ones that should be used.

[OnDoutside]

34. Yes, the more unflattering the better.

[mainstreetonce]

10. I call him Trump

It's an ugly dirty word.

[johnp3907]

49. Yep.

People keep trying to come up with these cutesy nicknames for him, but nothing they come up with is as nasty as "Trump."

[BarbaRosa]

68. Me too,

but I keep in mind that trump is a shorten form of "trouser trumpet" which is, in some circles, slang for a fart.

So, when I say trump, I'm thinking noxious gas.

[42bambi]

91. I call him "Fake President" n/t

[oasis]

13. "Trump" said?!?.....I say, "Fuck Trump!"

middle finger showing on Trump's wishes.

[Rex]

14. The Marquis De Fuck Stick

Little Charlie Gabber
Tiny Hands Malone
First Fuckwad of the United States
Groper McDon Don
Ignoramus
Stinky Wizzleteats
The Orange Shitgibbon
Mangler of Words
Mr. Potatohead (miniature hands version)

[crazycatlady]

21. Leave the kid out of it

(He who shall not be named's 10 yo son is named Barron).

[Rex]

23. Good point, forgot he has a kid named Baron.

Not the kids fault his dad is a global asshole.

[malaise]

56. but he named himself Barron and was his own source to the media

for quite some time

[heaven05]

15. fuck trump or as I like to say, boy-potus puppet

and bannon and miller too, his string pullers.

[Doreen]

18. I call him dictator.

If I ever met him face to face I would call him Mr. Dictator. I will probably have to set up a "GoFundMe" here to get out of jail.

[longship]

20. Mayor Coleman Young (Detroit) called Ronald Reagan "Old Pruneface".

The White House asked him to not refer to a sitting president that way.

Coleman Young corrected himself. "I won't call him 'Old Pruneface' any more. From now on it will be 'President Pruneface'."

[malaise]

33. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Thanks for that great history

[japple]

62. Pruneface was a cartoon character from the newspaper series

Dick Tracy. I always thought Reagan looked like Pruneface, but I think Mitch McConnell looks a lot more like him.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. A$$hole....is what I'll call him.

[sagetea]

29. Or what?

What does flaccid 45 think he's going to do with people that don't call him "President or Mister? He is such an insecure, pale, flaccid, cry baby, that thinks he is something special.

I have snow melting where my dog did his business during the winter storms that's shapeless, water-logged, bleached, and soggy that I have more respect for than this flaccid f*ck face!

sage

[malaise]

41. Great post

Still laughing

[VOX]

61. Or you'll be put on "double-secret probation"

Like the rest of these animals!

[doc03]

30. So-called President Trump nt

[In_The_Wind]

35. He is the So_Called_President_Trump.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

54. SCROTUS So-Called Ruler of the US. . . . nt

[sheshe2]

36. I like

Pissadent Trump.

[6000eliot]

37. I would only call him "president"

if I could call him "President Piss-Pig."

[2naSalit]

39. ...

F him and the whores he rode in on.

[LittleGirl]

40. Just earlier

I referred to him as Sexual Predator in Chief.

[malaise]

43. Well we have him on tape

so that's appropriate

[LittleGirl]

63. Or Rapist in Chief? eom

[NewRedDawn]

44. Putin's Puppet

works for me. Fucking traitor should be given the waterboard treatment he wants to give to other enemies of the state.

[mnhtnbb]

55. I want to see a public shaving of his head to ready him for prison, myself.

Then make him change into his orange jumpsuit in public so we can all laugh at him for trying to hide that cheeto sized pee pee all these years.

I still can't believe 60 some million people voted for this worthless $hitbag. He's never been anything but a scum sucking con man his entire life.

WTF is the matter with people?

[MFM008]

45. he doesnt want to hear what we

call him.

[Vinca]

46. Okay, I'll call him President Pussygrabber.

[FuzzyRabbit]

76. We must give him the respect he deserves.

Let's respect his wishes and call him "President" Pussygrabber.

[Mr. Ected]

47. He is the Felon in Chief

A moniker that is sure to manifest in the months to come.

[HockeyMom]

48. Having met him 40 years ago

I would not even grace him with the title of Mr., let alone President. Chauvinist Pig Trump is more suitable. You cannot escape you past, THE Donald.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

51. The Minority President called British PM "Theresa".

We can always call him Дональд Трамп (Donald Trump).



(When we aren't call him the Mango Mussolini or Hair DrumpFuhrer or The Minority President of the Turd Reich, and so on and on ... ).

[TygrBright]

52. Oh. Okay. I'll switch to "MISTER DicktaterTot" then. n/t

[mulsh]

53. don, donald, casino don, president* skid mark or president shit stain* are about

all I can muster for him. No caps, as much respect as he shows most people. I'd love to say any one of them to his face, repeatedly but the best I can do is annoy the few supporters I know.

[lark]

57. Guess he wouldn't like orange assface much?

[briv1016]

58. I follow Hillary's lead and simply go with Donald.

[malaise]

60. She should have gone public with Don the Con the hour after he called her

'crooked Hillary'.

[wysi]

59. Der Pussygrabenfuhrer

is how I refer to him.

[RobertDevereaux]

64. SCROTUS McShitGibbon...

. . . is his name.

[bora13]

67. somebody peacefully

impeach this limp-dick cheeto

[Hekate]

69. Okay -- President Benedict Donald it is.

[Maru Kitteh]

70. If he sees me Malaise, he won't be hearing anything so cordial!

Off the top of my head - "Scum-sucking, turd-gargling, latrine-licking ass candle."

I consider it my patriotic duty.

[malaise]

79. You folks are cracking me up

[Thor_MN]

71. Shut the fuck up, Donny.

You are out of your element.

[gopiscrap]

72. Fuck him

give no respect get no respect z

[Rorey]

75. 45

That's as good as I can do. I will NEVER refer to him as my president.

[Alt-Orange]

77. I call him

By my user name on here. Since he has a steamy love affair with the Bannon Orgy Klan.

[malaise]

82. Welcome to DU Alt-Orange

[Alt-Orange]

95. Thank you!

[Doitnow]

81. A rimless zero less than nothing!

[3catwoman3]

85. With a nod to the Russian connection, I have...

...come up with pRezident, but I will only use it in print, because the spelling makes the point.

Also, because he is so crass, I rather like cra$$hole.

So - pRezident Cra$$hole

[malaise]

86. DamnI love cra$$hole

[3catwoman3]

92. You are welcome to make abundant use...

...of it, with or without attribution, altho an occasional with would be nice. (I couldn't find a smiley for "blowing my own horn.&quot

I do admit to being rather pleased with myself when I thought of it.

[Pacifist Patriot]

87. Honestly, it always gives me pause...

When writing or speaking about him. Using the title is just not happening. Using his name doesn't even feel legitimate. But I am not a name caller by nature and feel awkward when I do that. Basically stick to pronouns in a context people will know who I am talking about.

He Who Shall Not Be Named is about where I'm at and even that rubs me the wrong way as it conveys a power he does not deserve.

[kimbutgar]

88. Chump or orange anus

I will never refer to him as president. He is illegimate and won by Russian inference. That stain will always be on him.

[dalton99a]

89. I just call him Crazy Asshole.

[MineralMan]

90. I once had to say, "Good morning Mr. President" to Nixon.

I was in uniform and at work. Thank goodness I will never be in that situation with Trump.

[AgadorSparticus]

93. Pretty sure he is the only president to ever HAVE TO insist on being called Mr. President

Pathetic.

[malaise]

96. Excellent point

Insecure on steroids

[Portland_Anni]

97. I have been pointedly not calling him prez because of that.

Drumpf is a racist with an unjustifiably huge ego. Paraphrasing Teddy Roosevelt's often quoted comment about presidential communication Drumpf shrieks lies while he preens himself carrying a small soft penis.

[niyad]

98. he can insist on whatever he likes. I will never use the word president and his name in

the same sentence.

orange foolius, pussygrabber in chief, pervert in chief, charlatan in chief, donniedick, apricot asshole. . . and many more, depending on my moods.

[ck4829]

99. Yeah, I'm good

[lagomorph777]

100. He will always be Agent Orange to me

or "Little Donnie"

[appleannie1943]

101. I call him Trumpery. It means classless and empty of meaning.

noun
1.
attractive articles of little value or use.
adjective
1.
showy but worthless.
"trumpery jewelry"

[HughBeaumont]

102. It'll be a cold day on my taint before I call that Putinista "President".

Fuck off, Orange Lincoln Rockwell. RESIGN NOW.

[Progressive dog]

103. I like descriptive names for things like Trump

but I'm willing to call him Mr psychopath in the White House, if he can prove that he is human.