Obama Denies Wiretapping Trump: Like Id Want to Hear More from That Fool?-- Borowitz reveals
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trumps claim that Barack Obama wiretapped him received a strong denial on Monday from the former President, who said to reporters, Like Id want to hear more from that fool?
Obama said that, when he first saw Trumps allegations on Twitter, My first thought was, Only a narcissist on the scale of Donald Trump would think people want to hear more from him than they currently do. If anything, I think wed all like to hear way, way less.
He said that his wife, Michelle, agreed that the idea of his wanting to hear more from Donald Trump was one of the funniest things shes ever heard.
When I read her those Trump tweets on Saturday morning, she totally cracked up, the former President said. Whenever were at home and that guy comes on TV, Im always, like, Michelle, turn that damn thing off.
Obama visibly shuddered at the notion of intelligence agencies providing him with hours of recordings of Donald Trump talking. Dont even, he said.
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