BREAKING NEWS: Putin denies any foul play surrounding next week's death of Sergey Kislyak

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Details at Eleven.

[sheshe2]

1. Lol

Tommy, you are on a roll.

[Leghorn21]

2. Ah ha ha!! Poor Sergey, we hardly knew ye! eom

[Fantastic Anarchist]

23. He won't see what hit him.

[dewsgirl]

35. You wouldn't remember anyway,

Maybe he has one of those, brain zappers from MIB.

[MineralMan]

3. Nicely played.

[aquamarina]

4. Very funny. You should write for the Onion!

[smirkymonkey]

13. That's what I was thinking! I thought this WAS The Onion!

[March 4th]

32. or Andy Borowitz

[Mendocino]

5. Like in Casablanca

Inspector Renault "We can't decide whether he committed suicide or was shot trying to escape custody."

[SidDithers]

6. DU rec...

That was good, Tommy.



Sid

[unblock]

7. good one even by the high bar you set for yourself ;)

[lame54]

8. He's so efficient

[DFW]

9. I heard he denied any prior knowledge of it, too

He said anyone who claims otherwise is clearly anti-Soviet, er, that is to say, he meant anti-Russian.
While Kislayk would get a State funeral with full honors IF anything were to befall him, which it most certainly won't, anyone who makes any claim to the contrary is offering fake новости.

[uponit7771]

10. +1

[drm604]

11. That's good. Can I steal it?

[democratisphere]

12. Premature Denial.

[clarkrd]

14. Very nice! LOL

+1

[SunSeeker]

15. LOL

[Rex]

16. What is the count up to? 7? 8?

Well played.

[Vinca]

17. That's brilliant.

[ananda]

18. ROFL

Guilty pleasure laugh.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

19. +1000

[edhopper]

20. good one

[mnmoderatedem]

21. sounds like an Onion headline

well done

[PsychoBabble]

22. Just Hilarious! Well done

[czarjak]

24. He's...

A Putin wannabe. Jealous of the richest man on earth, not to mention the killing envy.

[Blue_true]

25. Kislyak is a looseend that Vlad has to get cleaned up.

I wonder what his deadly accident will be?

[jmowreader]

31. He's going to be forced to read Trump tweets til his head explodes

[Tommy_Carcetti]

37. Looking at him, he has a plausible deniability heart attack written all over him.

[bdamomma]

26. hey watch out

your comment may come true.

[dewsgirl]

36. I commented on here Saturday, about Russian diplomats being an endangered species,

Less than an hour later, BAM another one. This one had close ties to Trump, Alex Oronov. (He lived in Trump Tower, was part of the Ukraine black mail plot)

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Well, I wasn't expecting Putin to declare "Yeah, I did it and I'd do it again!"

[littlemissmartypants]

28. Yep. It is so bad we're breaking out the

Murder Jokes. What other warning signs do we need?

[raven mad]

29. .......................

[Blue Owl]

30. Vlad tidings... Vlad tidings...

n/t

[Progressive dog]

33. That's really getting out in front

of the news. LOL

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Let Me Add To The Compliments

Very well done, Tommy

[Marcuse]

38. He won't go easily.