I just learned that Kellyanne Conway's middle name is Elizabeth.

[MineralMan]

Perhaps we should refer to her as "Lizzie" from now on. It has a nice ring to it. It's reminiscent of the Model T Ford, often referred to as the "Tin Lizzie." It also revokes a reptilian sense, which is certainly applicable to our dear under-biting spokes persona.

"Lizzie Conway appeared before news cameras today and uttered her usual inanities..." Rolls right off the tongue, I think.

And then there's Lizzie Borden. What of that connection?

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. I will always remember the disrespect she purposely showed a room full of African

Americans.

White House are a bunch of white nationalists.

[MineralMan]

3. Yes, indeed!

[Eliot Rosewater]

9. BTW, how much you wanna bet many democrats lose office

in 2018 because alleged progressives didnt get the candidate they wanted and then voted 3rd or not at all?

I say it is a big problem still. That these people in question simply dont want to hear how a 2 party system works.

[NurseJackie]

23. They're not very smart at all. They don't live in the real world.

[muntrv]

2. Thin Lizzie.

[MineralMan]

6. Marvelous!

[guillaumeb]

4. You wrote "tin Lizzie".

Did you mean thin Lizzie?

Or spin Lizzie?

[LOL Lib]

8. Oh! Spin Lizzie is a keeper!

Awesome!

[ProudLib72]

5. Lizzie the Lozer

[LOL Lib]

7. Ditzy Lizzie

Alternate facts, lying, propaganda, succubus is too long right?

[flyingfysh]

10. I don't like it

We shouldn't make fun of people because of their names. We have lots of good grounds for ridicule already.

[whathehell]

13. I don't like it either..Sets up all those with that name.

[Zambero]

11. Lyin' Lizzie

Fact checkers see red every time!

[GallopingGhost]

14. Speaking of seeing red

there was Elizabeth Bathory, insane Hungarian countess.

Trump did warn of an electoral "bloodbath"

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

[Kimchijeon]

20. I like this one

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. You Make Me Dizzy, Miss Lizzy.

and an earlier version, which I've never heard before:

[putitinD]

15. Betty Alternafact!

[bettyellen]

18. Hey, layoff-would ya?!?!

[revmclaren]

16. Lizzie Boredom.....

[MineralMan]

17. LOL!

[LanternWaste]

19. Yeah... that's the ticket.

Yeah... that's the ticket. We accurately illustrate our mastery and command of policy and debate by half-witted name-calling (or, should that seem severe, we'll refer to it as 'fully-witted name-calling').

A good follow-up would be rationalizing this petulance as both sophistication and critical thought.

[pnwmom]

21. NO. Elizabeth Warren is also known as Liz and Lizzie. Have you forgotten that? n/t

[cwydro]

22. Perhaps you meant "evokes?

Not "revokes"?