When will Congress create a Ministry of Truth under the Executive Branch?

[MineralMan]

Of course that Ministry will include a Department of Newspeak.

And who will become the next Emmanuel Goldstein, or does that person already exist?

[Chipper Chat]

1. It already exists.

It's called 'Sean Spicer'

[MineralMan]

5. Nah. He's a silly little man who is a joke.

He convinces nobody of anything. Swine Spice will be gone fairly soon, I think.

[Chipper Chat]

7. He IS entertaining.

Reminds me of Ed Grimley.

[RKP5637]

2. Headed by Stephen Miller, and as chief spokesman too! n/t

[MineralMan]

6. Say, a robot Cabinet member as Minister of Truth.

See. Autistic people can rise to the top.

[Chipper Chat]

3. And I wasn't even shocked yesterday when I heard

that Telescreens may actually exist.

[MineralMan]

8. Hmm...

Not quite yet. But soon, I suspect. Don't buy any flatscreen TVs with a camera. That's my advice.

[Chipper Chat]

10. And don't rent second-floor apartments from a kindly old art-dealer.

No matter how nice the view.

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. No matter how bad all this gets, nothing would have been worse

than a woman with more qualifications than any human alive, who would have put Putin in his place and who would have made sure the minority in the room was taken care of, but had a private server, nothing would be worse than that.

Thank god we have 3rd party voters and non voters around to save us from that.

[MineralMan]

9. Yes. A very sad reality.