"Microwave ovens"

[MrScorpio]

I can't wait to try that one on the next Trump voter I come across.

FDT.

[BainsBane]

1. Think of all the paranoid schizophrenics around the country

Saying "I knew it!"

[Maru Kitteh]

11. I worked in a lockdown psych unit, years ago. We used those blood pressure machines you wheel

around, like they have in other hospitals.

The brand name of the machines in large letters on the front? . . . . . .. MINDRAY.

[eleny]

2. not his phone with the camera built in

but the microwave.

[HoosierDebbie]

3. My question is

Is the microwave camera focused on what is being cooked or who is cooking it? Could be a useful tool for figuring out who ate the last of those leftovers you were counting on.

[gopiscrap]

4. what is that about

I haven't watched much news this weekend

[GeorgeGist]

5. This

[gopiscrap]

6. she is such a fucking idiot

every time she opens her mouth she says something totally stupid

[mercuryblues]

7. I reheated a

pita wrap for lunch today. I forgot to take the lettuce off. It wilted into a pile of goo. Thanks Obama.

[MountCleaners]

8. In the Russia of his mind

Sounds like something out of James Bond.

[0rganism]

9. "did you salute your microwave oven this morning?"

"wouldn't want The Watchers to get the idea you were unpatriotic, would we?"

[Doreen]

10. Wait a minute!!!

I think she is on to something!!! You see, since the day after dictators inauguration I could have sworn I heard Obama talking to me when I run my microwave!! Ya think she may be onto something now?