I just figured out the most likely locations for the future Trump Library.

[StevieM]

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I cannot imagine it would be wanted in New York.

I had been thinking Mar-A-Lago but it seems like Palm Beach County, Florida is pretty disgusted with him too.

There are two places that stand out:

1) Petersburg, Kentucky. Right down the street from the Creation Museum.

2) Lynchburg, Virginia. As part of Liberty University.

[MFM008]

1. a land fill?

A large Toilet?
The Pacific garbage patch?

[L. Coyote]

14. Red Square, a few blocks from where he lives in political (and mental) asylum.

[MFM008]

21. yup

[dalton99a]

2. Has to be a big place with parking for 1.5 million

[StevieM]

12. I don't get the joke. I'm sure it is a good one, it just went over my head.

Why would he need parking for 1.5 million people?

[L. Coyote]

18. Inauguration attendance figure blown out of a trump orfice.

[Hortensis]

24. Of course. LOL. But the best joke is Trump + library.

Hadn't occurred to me. Trump Presidential Library.

Might as well laugh, but seriously, this IS an astonishingly interesting presidency. And only two months in.

[L. Coyote]

25. Bathroom walls will have lovely, gold china-painted tiles with the Complete Trump Tweet Collection.

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. prototype

[Kimchijeon]

4. I like this idea.

Just slap the Trump brand on it, Trump-a Dumps. lol

[dalton99a]

5. Kinda tight for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Mausoleum and Patriotic Devotion Center

[luvMIdog]

31. LOL! You beat me to it :D

[gopiscrap]

6. How about Intercourse PA

or Hell, Michigan

[longship]

8. The people who run the Dam Site Inn in Hell, MI wouldn't stand for it.

There is no other thing there other the Dam Site Inn. BTW, it's a great place to eat and to fail to stay sober.


Hell, MI is a great place to visit, if you mean the Dam Site Inn.


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[JHB]

20. Intercourse would be a good place, not for his library, but for his...

...sentence. No country-club prison for Kremlin Don.

Intercourse is in Amish country. Let Donnie spend his days doing what he's best at -- spreading manure -- while confined to clothes as plain as they get, no tanning beds, and having to use a horse & buggy to get anywhere. No TV.

As close to Hell (not the Michigan one) for him as it gets on this earth.

[FuzzyRabbit]

7. What would they put in the library?

He doesn't read.

[xxqqqzme]

9. I hopr there is a

stream polluted by mine waste running through the property

[Liberal In Texas]

10. Obviously: Moscow

And not Idaho.

[pinboy3niner]

11. I'm going with Uranus

[StevieM]

13. Bumping. (eom)

[sunonmars]

15. backlot of Rikers Island jail....

[JHB]

16. Fort Leavenworth?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

17. I'm going with Moscow, too.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. Fort Leavenworth, Kansas.

Maybe Brooks can be the head librarian.

?409

[boston bean]

22. I was thinking Leavenworth. nt

[lunatica]

23. Moscow?

[stonecutter357]

26. Санкт-Петербу́рг,

Saint Petersburg .

[democratisphere]

27. How about the Cayman Islands.

The library will be among like minded creatures.

[enid602]

28. arc

I think the Arc Experience has gone under. Should be available.

[mahina]

29. Yuge billboards will line the desert road. Trump library ahead only 300 miles

290, 285, etc

Along with the world's biggest ball of yarn and seeing the alien, it will be a mega spectacular event.
There will be one book in it, and that book is...Mein Kampf.

[StevieM]

34. Not a bad guess. But I think all the people visiting the Creation Museum every year--and there are

a lot of them--will be thrilled to include a visit to the Trump Library on their itinerary.

[Kentonio]

30. Azkaban

[truebluegreen]

32. An outhouse

would be bigly enough.

[tinrobot]

33. The southwest corner of his prison cell...

Right above the toilet.