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(60,076 posts)The Polack MSgt
(13,822 posts)Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)Solly Mack
(97,271 posts)Idiot.
Fla Dem
(27,778 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)He wins again.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]
ChazInAz
(3,032 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)DemocratSinceBirth
(102,012 posts)Maybe he just said he was a Deplorable and let the doctors and nurses fill in the blanks.
randome
(34,845 posts)I would think if you've spent more than a year in any ER, you probably see lots of re-runs.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]
sarge43
(29,173 posts)was made memorable by the medics telling ER stories. "He works at the ammo dump?!" "Nope. Finance." "Jesus."
japple
(10,459 posts)rectum or the man who came into the OR with a bic pen stuck in his urethra. "I was just fooling around."
sarge43
(29,173 posts)by sticking a bottle rocket in number 2 and, yes, lit it.
progressoid
(53,387 posts)There are video compilations of men and women doing it like...
sarge43
(29,173 posts)Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)My sister is an ER nurse... sees all manner of stuff like that.
japple
(10,459 posts)would turn up from time to time.
WhiteTara
(31,279 posts)this morning. These people are so stupid. Anyone who sticks a firecracker in their pants to look like a shooting dick, deserves the big burn!
JudyM
(29,785 posts)WhiteTara
(31,279 posts)in the end!
JudyM
(29,785 posts)CrispyQ
(41,104 posts)Wounded Bear
(64,643 posts)KittyWampus
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"HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!"
Leith
(7,864 posts)Didn't quite make it to runner-up.
sarge43
(29,173 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)calimary
(90,816 posts)That's one helluva metaphor!
They'll find themselves thoroughly burned, and face down on the ground, when their embers of ardor die down.
Oh reality, thy name is Flame-out.
Moostache
(11,297 posts)The camera stays remarkably centered on him and steady throughout.
If my "friends" saw me doing something that stupid and then when it went THAT wrong KEPT FILMING it in perfect focus and center-frame, I would have been pissed...
Then again, my friends and I do not spend free time shoving explosives into our shorts and dancing around with them lit either...
ffr
(23,448 posts)Oh, boy.
Son, hasn't anyone ever taught you that nothing good ever comes after those two words?
Initech
(109,269 posts)dobleremolque
(1,133 posts)I'd learn never to have a cup of coffee at my lips when I click on these things in DU.....
LiberalLovinLug
(14,757 posts)LOL
ProfessorGAC
(77,291 posts)You know, if he hadn't had such small hands, there would be no room for that firework to fall inward like that.
Just sayin'
Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)Excellent.
Fritz Walter
(4,373 posts)Putin on a show!
JohnnyLib2
(11,340 posts)Other parts of me retreated from the image.....;
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