"Father, I have logged on, Father?"

[sheshe2]

'How is he so bad at SITTING?' Social media users relentlessly mock Donald Trump, Jr. for picture which shows him awkwardly perched on a tree stump

According to a new profile, Donald Trump, Jr. is actually quite at home in nature — but one wouldn't know it from an awkward photo of him perched on a tree stump in the woods.

The image, which was published by the New York Times this weekend, has earned a relentless stream of mockery from Twitter users.

The critics have posted a joke after joke about how the 39-year-old looks out of place in his flannel shirt and uncomfortable in the odd sitting position.













More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4332276/Everyone-making-fun-picture-Donald-Trump-Jr.html

[msanthrope]

1. He looks like he's lifting his leg to fart sideways. nt

[sheshe2]

3. Yes! Blowing in the wind.

I hope he knows the wind direction...it could come to him...an overwhelming stink.

[SharonAnn]

27. No, he's "manspreading". His junk is too big to bring his legs together.

[Yavin4]

2. The term, "Giant stick up his ass", comes to mind. n/t

[sheshe2]

6. You cracked me up!!!!!

Thanks!

[llmart]

4. Those brand new shoes...

look like he just took them out of the box yet he's trying for the "I'm so outdoorsy and macho" look. EPIC FAIL

[Ilsa]

12. Good catch!

I've worn my new hiking shoes only four times and they look more used than Jr's "I love nature" boots.

[pkdu]

5. He's doing a Pharma Commercial for the latest "Opioid Induced Constipation" drug. nt

[sheshe2]

7. That is a hard stool to overcome.

[pkdu]

10. Ouch! good one.

[sheshe2]

11. Ouch is right.

Prunes and PrepH is in order.

[Ilsa]

13. Thread win!

Colace or a tea made with cascara sagrada might help him a bit.

[LOL Lib]

8. Jethro Bodine called and is going to sue little trump for gimmick infringement.

Difference is jethro was just playing a slow witted hayseed on tv. The trump kid is bonafide missing a few bricks.

[canetoad]

9. Needed a shorter stump

His little left foot doesn't quite touch the ground.

[Grassy Knoll]

14. Knock Knock, Who's There?

Tiny Fucked a Stump.

[Marie Marie]

15. This whole family is a disgusting clan of phonies and con artists.

I want our former First Family back! Sheshe - quick, we need a picture of the good old days and I know you have them.

[sheshe2]

16. Ha

[Marie Marie]

17. Aaawww - thanks sheshe.

Now there is a man who looks good sitting or standing. Always the cool Dude with a family we could all be proud of as our First Family. back at ya.

[sheshe2]

19. Hey you...

Luv ya Marie

[Solly Mack]

18. Yes, because every outdoors-person gels their hair in the woods.

With their new shoes that will rub blisters while walking.

[sheshe2]

20. GQ

want a be~

[Solly Mack]

21. Not in this lifetime.

He better hope to come back as a beauty product to get into a shot for GQ.

He'll need to be the gel to do it.

[Honeycombe8]

22. Funny! He does hold his body oddly. Like he's had back surgery. nt

[sheshe2]

24. Just stiff.

[luvMIdog]

25. more like he has a stick up his ass

[luvMIdog]

23. I'd like to see a nature photo of a live lion sitting on his chest - f'king animal killer

[catbyte]

26. The only time that Uday, or is it Qusay, is comfortable in nature is when he's murdering

the latest endangered species du jour.

What a goddamned horror show.

[sheshe2]

29. They are preditors.

Everyone of them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. He's manspreading while sitting on a tree stump in the woods.

[sheshe2]

34. Manspreading

Just like dear old dad.

Yet nothing to see there.

[C_U_L8R]

30. Trump chump humps stump.

[teezy]

31. Every lumberjack I know slicks his hair back when venturing into the woods. n/t

[Grizzled Ol Granddad]

32. Putin Looks Oddly Australian, Don't You Think?

Junior Trump, on the other hand, looks scared shitless. Hey, maybe he's got a forest phobia!

[spooky3]

33. Where has that right hand been? It's oddly placed, too.

[sheshe2]

36. I am not touching that one...

Eeeew Ouch....

[littlemissmartypants]

35. Scoping out a site for T Tower last living woods location?

Hillary copy cat. Hiker wannabe.

He will never hold a Coleman lantern to her.

May his tent stakes snap, his Nesting Billies leak torrents and his matches always be wet.

Oh, father.

Amen.


Thank you for the post sheshe2.

♡lmsp

[sheshe2]

37. Bwahahahhahahahahhaha

Your prayer...

[Laura PourMeADrink]

38. Hmmm. not too onboard on this one. Hate him - but just too cruel even for me:) nt

[coco22]

40. That is mild..

needs to be worse.

[sheshe2]

41. The whole family are grifters

They are ALL making millions off America and American taxpayers. Mar-A Lago...3 mil a pop every damn weekend. The resort makes money lining their pockets. The Aspen trip...the cost of equipment, skis etc for the SS, for the family vaca was 12K. 100 agents gawd knows what that was.

I do not feel sorry at all for the ridicule, they are fleecing Americans to get rich and vaca in high style.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

45. Agree 100% --rotten to core. just want us to stick to that-substance:) Love you SS

[NBachers]

39. This was shot right after his encounter with the Deliverance crew.

[sheshe2]

42. Hahahahahhahahahahaha

Boom!

[NBachers]

43. Imagine hiking alone in the woods & meeting this guy. "Step into the Hillside Strangler's lair."

I'd keep a wide berth, and keep looking over my shoulder as I hurried away in fear.

[sheshe2]

44. Well

I hiked Mt Washington and was only worried about bears...DT JR would have scared me more.