Been gone most of day, and I come home to ...THIS

[dixiegrrrrl]

Constipation????
He's going to Mexico?
Can he even drive?

WTF.....?

[Docreed2003]

1. Well he is FOS, so I vote constipation!!

[procon]

2. Is that the top of someone's head bottom center... Melamine, is that you, honey? nt

[jaysunb]

8. Naughty, naughty. LOL n/t

[Laffy Kat]

12. Yuck.

How could she?

[Motley13]

3. definite diarrhea of the mouth

[stillcool]

4. never been in a truck before...

having a temper tantrum like a 4 year-old, or seriously constipated and thinks he's in a porto-potty.

[gratuitous]

5. Put your dukes down, Donald

You couldn't dent a marshmallow with those soft little hands.

[Drifter]

6. Looks like #1

is squeezing out a #2

Cheers
Drifter

[appleannie1943]

7. He is pretending to be a big boy. He got to pretend to drive a truck. Vroom Vrooom Vrooooommmm

[Kablooie]

9. This is what it really is.

[2naSalit]

10. Gawd I hate those guys..

I used to get guys wanting to get in my driver's seat and pretend they know something only to feel pretty insignificant by the time they crawl out. All those gauges and switches and those gear shifting things... and you can't see out the back. He's like a kid on one of those mechanical horse rides.

[clarkrd]

11. Convooooooooy

This could be such an awesome rewrite