Serious questions...Do Republican Woman Get Pregnant?

[titaniumsalute]

Because you would think millions would be very pissed off and fired up over this healthcare situation.

[Vinca]

1. We'll have to try to get a message to them in the kitchen.

[frogmarch]

2. They get themselves pregnant, as in

"Thilma went an' got herseff pragnet agin!"

[still_one]

3. I can't remember how that would affect a stepford wife

[titaniumsalute]

4. But that blue collar wife from Kingsport, TN would have to have insurance you'd think

[ProudLib72]

5. They sort of get pregnant

What I learned from a Betsy DeVos school:

Repuke women have a lot of little homunculi stored in their body (probably in their livers, but we aren't sure). When they want to have a baby, they first must ask permission from their husband-master. When they get permission, a homunculus drops down into their unmentionable and starts to grow. If, at any time during the pregnancy, the husband-master decides he doesn't want to deal with a baby, then the woman must retract the homunculus back into her liver.

[crazycatlady]

7. Unfortunately they breed faster than Democrats

Case in point-- Sarah Palin and Michelle Obama are the same age. One has five children and three grandchildren. The other has two children and most likely won't be a grandmother for at least another decade.

[Turbineguy]

8. Yes

and then they get to wear shoes and come out of the kitchen.

[RedWedge]

9. Yep. They even get abortions!

It's DIFFERENT when they do, though. They REALLY need them. They're not getting them to fit in a prom dress or because they changed their mind or something. It's DIFFERENT.

[Ilsa]

10. Only when the lizard people visit from Mars:

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