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demotux

(76 posts)
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:12 AM Mar 2017

Nicknames for Donald Trump

Agent Orange likes to shame other people, so let's shame him.

Because he likes to play golf and his body has more the shape of a whale than a golfer, I come up with:
Blubber the Putt

What names do you give him? Maybe comedians can pick some of them up and use them?

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Nicknames for Donald Trump (Original Post) demotux Mar 2017 OP
Tangerine Nightmare EricMaundry Mar 2017 #1
Chairman Dim Don-Con JDC Mar 2017 #2
Humpty Trumpty lpbk2713 Mar 2017 #3
Trumpty Dumpty crazycatlady Mar 2017 #17
Yes. lpbk2713 Mar 2017 #21
Crazy Ivan KeepItReal Mar 2017 #4
twitler randr Mar 2017 #5
Don the Destroyer. MBS Mar 2017 #6
Tweeting Twit Trump demotux Mar 2017 #7
POSident El Mimbreno Mar 2017 #8
Scrotus or Super Callous Fragile Ego Centric Braggadocious LakeArenal Mar 2017 #9
I still like 'Yosemite Don', but I don't see it catching on... Blanks Mar 2017 #10
Trump... Wounded Bear Mar 2017 #11
Benedict Donald or the Orange Menace! Chasstev365 Mar 2017 #12
t Rump - ( two syllables) Canoe52 Mar 2017 #14
POTUS demotux Mar 2017 #13
Buffoon patricia92243 Mar 2017 #15
Maybe Break time Mar 2017 #16
Donnie "Short Fingers" maxrandb Mar 2017 #18
Mulligan minute hands kimbutgar Mar 2017 #19
Orange Lincoln Rockwell. HughBeaumont Mar 2017 #20
Former President...would be my favorite choice. nt nil desperandum Mar 2017 #22
Annoying Orange. fmdaddio Mar 2017 #23

lpbk2713

(42,757 posts)
3. Humpty Trumpty
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:19 AM
Mar 2017



I see a great fall in his future. And no one will be able to put him back together again.

crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)
17. Trumpty Dumpty
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 11:05 AM
Mar 2017

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall
Trumpty Dumpty is due for a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Trumpty together again

MBS

(9,688 posts)
6. Don the Destroyer.
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:29 AM
Mar 2017

or just The Destroyer. Because that's what he's doing, it's apparently what he wants to do, and it's also all that he is capable of doing.

Wounded Bear

(58,653 posts)
11. Trump...
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:47 AM
Mar 2017

just Trump. By the time he leaves office, I want that to be a term with a derogatory smell analogous to Quisling.

I want 'Trump' to be an insult not uttered in polite company.

Break time

(195 posts)
16. Maybe
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 11:03 AM
Mar 2017

Last edited Thu Mar 30, 2017, 11:43 AM - Edit history (1)

Der trumpenfurorsnatchengrabber

Actually I prefer just plain old Asshole....

maxrandb

(15,330 posts)
18. Donnie "Short Fingers"
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 11:12 AM
Mar 2017

Because it references his "tiny" hands and highlights his Russian and American MOB connections

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