where has Kelly Ann Conway been?

[gopiscrap]

Her and Mike Pence have been awfully quiet lately

[snooper2]

1. she has been marking all the rest of the furniture in the White House

Lots of chairs to mark

[FSogol]

2. DUzy!

[gopiscrap]

3. you mean with her scent?

[lunatica]

5. I sure haven't missed her.

And I have always been aware that she's 'not there'.

[SoCalNative]

6. She's been guarding the precious

[IMG][/IMG]

[Doreen]

7. Away I hope. Far, far, far away

Maybe Russia.

[DesertRat]

8. In an undisclosed location with Meredith McIver?

[atreides1]

9. Good question!

Any reports of missing children or robberies from a blood bank???

[Marie Marie]

10. Hiding from Microwave Ovens

[EarthFirst]

11. She became a meme...

She's on the Celebrity Meme Tour now.

[MineralMan]

12. Are you trying to summon her?

You'll need a circle drawn on the Earth and a few special items to do that. There's a special spell involved, too, the words to which I cannot repeat.

Conjuring up demons from the depths of Hell is tricky stuff.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. Hanging upside down from her cave as usual. Why do you ask? nt

[adigal]

14. Perhaps she is doing weasely things, since she is such a lying weasel

It is just so nice to not hear her Gish Gallop anymore!

[Submariner]

15. Trump knocked her up so she is away

getting an abortion before Roe vs Wade is overturned.

[mzteaze]

16. Uhm

While I don't care much about that bat faced woman...

Pence has NOT been so quiet. He cast the deciding vote today in women's planning rights vote. He was also out trying to sell that polished turd known as Trumpcare.

Not to mention the WaPo? or NYT article about how he doesn't eat with other woman other than his wife and her previous marriages...

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. Haven't the foggiest. But don't say her name three times. Just in case. nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. Alternatively working?

[Angry Dragon]

19. The Bowels of Hell??