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MineralMan

(151,191 posts) Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:45 PM Mar 2017

We don't need an impeachment. We need an exorcism.

Can we call the Vatican and have them send someone over to cast the demons out of the White House?

That'd be great!

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We don't need an impeachment. We need an exorcism. (Original Post) MineralMan Mar 2017 OP

Maybe some of the witches who cast out the demon from the Pentagon in 1967 are still around... First Speaker Mar 2017 #1

I don't think that will do. We need the Pope to intervene. MineralMan Mar 2017 #3

Or maybe send a few ounces of cannabis and an Allman Brothers or Grateful Dead album... EarthFirst Mar 2017 #2

That's not the White House's recreational drug of choice, MineralMan Mar 2017 #4

I suppose you are correct... nt EarthFirst Mar 2017 #8

Here's my question: Mme. Defarge Mar 2017 #5

It's OK if You're a Republican, see... MineralMan Mar 2017 #7

The Republican exception? Mme. Defarge Mar 2017 #10

Exactly. MineralMan Mar 2017 #12

Maintenant Mme. Defarge Mar 2017 #16

Mais bien sur! MineralMan Mar 2017 #18

True. Never witnessed such a disaster. spanone Mar 2017 #6

I think Papa Francesco would be willing mcar Mar 2017 #9

Being an atheist, I don't think I'm the one to request those services. MineralMan Mar 2017 #15

Gimme a few pounds of sage and I'll smudge that place clean. NightWatcher Mar 2017 #11

I think that sofa in the White House that Conway MineralMan Mar 2017 #13

You may be on to something there... kentuck Mar 2017 #14

I was thinking Native American shamans or African witch doctors. Amaryllis Mar 2017 #17

I think we'll need the Big Sky God to handle that mess. MineralMan Mar 2017 #19

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

1. Maybe some of the witches who cast out the demon from the Pentagon in 1967 are still around...

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:47 PM

Mar 2017

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

3. I don't think that will do. We need the Pope to intervene.

Reply to First Speaker (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:51 PM

Mar 2017

Maybe some DUer has an in with His Holiness. He's got some wicked good demon casters over there in the Vatican.

EarthFirst

(4,140 posts)

2. Or maybe send a few ounces of cannabis and an Allman Brothers or Grateful Dead album...

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:50 PM

Mar 2017

Helped me see the light way back when.

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

4. That's not the White House's recreational drug of choice,

Reply to EarthFirst (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:52 PM

Mar 2017

I believe. Something more invigorating, perhaps. Meth laced with Viagra, perhaps, would be a better fit for Trump's merry band of reprobates.

EarthFirst

(4,140 posts)

8. I suppose you are correct... nt

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:54 PM

Mar 2017

Mme. Defarge

(9,016 posts)

5. Here's my question:

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:52 PM

Mar 2017

Can a person with a court appointed legal guardian be permitted, legally, to perform the duties of POTUS?

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

7. It's OK if You're a Republican, see...

Reply to Mme. Defarge (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:53 PM

Mar 2017

Mme. Defarge

(9,016 posts)

10. The Republican exception?

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:54 PM

Mar 2017

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

12. Exactly.

Reply to Mme. Defarge (Reply #10)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:57 PM

Mar 2017

Précisément!

Mme. Defarge

(9,016 posts)

16. Maintenant

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #12)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:59 PM

Mar 2017

je comprends!

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

18. Mais bien sur!

Reply to Mme. Defarge (Reply #16)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 05:02 PM

Mar 2017

Or, since DU won't show the character in post titles,

Mais bien sûr, Madame!

spanone

(141,525 posts)

6. True. Never witnessed such a disaster.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:53 PM

Mar 2017

mcar

(45,977 posts)

9. I think Papa Francesco would be willing

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:54 PM

Mar 2017

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

15. Being an atheist, I don't think I'm the one to request those services.

Reply to mcar (Reply #9)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:59 PM

Mar 2017

Maybe rug could call Il Papa.

NightWatcher

(39,376 posts)

11. Gimme a few pounds of sage and I'll smudge that place clean.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:55 PM

Mar 2017

Oh, and have Servepro steam clean EVERYTHING!!!

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

13. I think that sofa in the White House that Conway

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:58 PM

Mar 2017

marked with her butt, though, is beyond rescue.

kentuck

(115,397 posts)

14. You may be on to something there...

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:58 PM

Mar 2017

Amaryllis

(11,255 posts)

17. I was thinking Native American shamans or African witch doctors.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 05:01 PM

Mar 2017

MineralMan

(151,191 posts)

19. I think we'll need the Big Sky God to handle that mess.

Reply to Amaryllis (Reply #17)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 05:04 PM

Mar 2017

Yaweh, Jehovah, Allah...that one.

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