IF DONALD TRUMP HAD A BEARD ...

[JEFF9K]

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He wouldn't be a bald-faced liar.

[Thomas Hurt]

1. He would still be a bald headed liar....

I still think that his hair is an alien symbiont.

[Doreen]

8. And it had been trying to escape.

[unblock]

2. if donnie had a beard, it would start with hair in the back of his head, wrapped around and weaved..

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Maybe. But they can do amazing things with training nose hair these days. nt

[democrank]

3. Indeed

If he had any scruples, he'd be ashamed of himself.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Maybe he'll get indicted and go on the lam and grow a beard for real.

And he'll get pulled out of some spider hole looking like raggedy bum.

[sl8]

5. I hate to be pedantic,

but I believe the correct term is "balled-face" liar.

[Doreen]

6. Wasn't there one of those on Men In Black?

Oh, I am sure his aren't even close to that big.

[sl8]

11. Could be; I'm not sure.

Butters had them (prothestics) on an episode of South Park.

[lunatica]

15. Orange pubic hair and all!

He'd be braggartly swinging those things around so hard they'd slap him in the face.

[briv1016]

9. Well I do suspect that the golden video is with male prostitutes. Oh, you mean ... never mind.

[NBachers]

10. Okay, now I'm waiting for Obama with a beard.

[spanone]

12. he'd still be a lyin' SOB

[JEFF9K]

13. Can anyone guess whose beard that is?

[RandiFan1290]

14. David Duke? nt

[JEFF9K]

16. Nope.

[JEFF9K]

17. It's David Letterman's beard. nt