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JEFF9K

(1,935 posts) Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:40 PM Apr 2017

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IF DONALD TRUMP HAD A BEARD ...

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He wouldn't be a bald-faced liar.

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IF DONALD TRUMP HAD A BEARD ... (Original Post) JEFF9K Apr 2017 OP

He would still be a bald headed liar.... Thomas Hurt Apr 2017 #1

And it had been trying to escape. Doreen Apr 2017 #8

if donnie had a beard, it would start with hair in the back of his head, wrapped around and weaved.. unblock Apr 2017 #2

Maybe. But they can do amazing things with training nose hair these days. nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2017 #7

Indeed democrank Apr 2017 #3

Maybe he'll get indicted and go on the lam and grow a beard for real. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2017 #4

I hate to be pedantic, sl8 Apr 2017 #5

Wasn't there one of those on Men In Black? Doreen Apr 2017 #6

Could be; I'm not sure. sl8 Apr 2017 #11

Orange pubic hair and all! lunatica Apr 2017 #15

Well I do suspect that the golden video is with male prostitutes. Oh, you mean ... never mind. briv1016 Apr 2017 #9

Okay, now I'm waiting for Obama with a beard. NBachers Apr 2017 #10

he'd still be a lyin' SOB spanone Apr 2017 #12

Can anyone guess whose beard that is? JEFF9K Apr 2017 #13

David Duke? nt RandiFan1290 Apr 2017 #14

Nope. JEFF9K Apr 2017 #16

It's David Letterman's beard. nt JEFF9K Apr 2017 #17

Thomas Hurt

(13,993 posts)

1. He would still be a bald headed liar....

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:42 PM

Apr 2017

I still think that his hair is an alien symbiont.

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

8. And it had been trying to escape.

Reply to Thomas Hurt (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:57 PM

Apr 2017

unblock

(56,260 posts)

2. if donnie had a beard, it would start with hair in the back of his head, wrapped around and weaved..

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:42 PM

Apr 2017

Buns_of_Fire

(19,221 posts)

7. Maybe. But they can do amazing things with training nose hair these days. nt

Reply to unblock (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:55 PM

Apr 2017

democrank

(12,676 posts)

3. Indeed

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:43 PM

Apr 2017

If he had any scruples, he'd be ashamed of himself.

Tommy_Carcetti

(44,585 posts)

4. Maybe he'll get indicted and go on the lam and grow a beard for real.

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:43 PM

Apr 2017

And he'll get pulled out of some spider hole looking like raggedy bum.

sl8

(17,147 posts)

5. I hate to be pedantic,

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:50 PM

Apr 2017

but I believe the correct term is "balled-face" liar.

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

6. Wasn't there one of those on Men In Black?

Reply to sl8 (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 05:55 PM

Apr 2017

Oh, I am sure his aren't even close to that big.

sl8

(17,147 posts)

11. Could be; I'm not sure.

Reply to Doreen (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 07:19 PM

Apr 2017

Butters had them (prothestics) on an episode of South Park.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

15. Orange pubic hair and all!

Reply to sl8 (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 5, 2017, 05:28 PM

Apr 2017

He'd be braggartly swinging those things around so hard they'd slap him in the face.

briv1016

(1,570 posts)

9. Well I do suspect that the golden video is with male prostitutes. Oh, you mean ... never mind.

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 06:01 PM

Apr 2017

NBachers

(19,570 posts)

10. Okay, now I'm waiting for Obama with a beard.

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 06:14 PM

Apr 2017

spanone

(142,052 posts)

12. he'd still be a lyin' SOB

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2017, 07:20 PM

Apr 2017

JEFF9K

(1,935 posts)

13. Can anyone guess whose beard that is?

Reply to JEFF9K (Original post)

Wed Apr 5, 2017, 05:22 PM

Apr 2017

RandiFan1290

(6,712 posts)

14. David Duke? nt

Reply to JEFF9K (Reply #13)

Wed Apr 5, 2017, 05:25 PM

Apr 2017

JEFF9K

(1,935 posts)

16. Nope.

Reply to RandiFan1290 (Reply #14)

Wed Apr 5, 2017, 05:48 PM

Apr 2017

JEFF9K

(1,935 posts)

17. It's David Letterman's beard. nt

Reply to JEFF9K (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 5, 2017, 11:20 PM

Apr 2017

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