BREAKING: United Airlines announces a new head of Customer Service

[Foamfollower]

[PsychoBabble]

1. Them boys are on a roll!

[Renew Deal]

2. lol

[maveric]

3. I really don't watch TV. So who is this guy?

Must be getting old.

[Orrex]

4. He's starring in the gritty reboot of The Natural.

[maveric]

5. Cool. Thanks.

[MissB]

10. .

[nolabear]

11. !!!

[Foamfollower]

6. He plays the character "Negan" in The Walking Dead.

He's a psychopathic murderer in charge of a group of survivors called The Saviors who bully other groups and force them to give them shit. When a group refuses, they come in armed and Negan beats one or more of the group to death with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire that he calls Lucille.

[rock]

7. "Lucille" is a strange name to give

to barbed wire. Just funnin', welcome to DU - stay a while.

[Foamfollower]

8. It's the name of the bat wrapped in barbed wire.

[rock]

9. I know, I'm a devotee of the show

I was making a joke like Groucho Marx's about shooting an elephant in his pajamas.