Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. . . Please come CAPTION W.!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Why do reporters insist on asking me these questions???? . . . Let's see, a 'mandate' is two men going out? Or is it a root used for cooking? . . . Geez, I can't remember. . . . I think I'll just tell him 'It's under consideration.' . . . Yeah, that'll work."

[HopeHoops]

1. "Derp"

[Politicalboi]

2. Mandate

Isn't that like "sovereignty"? Is this a Gotcha question?

[louis-t]

4. "A mandate is just that...a mandate."

"You've been given a mandate, an.....uh...."

[joeybee12]

3. Two men going out?

I'm gonna use that one!

[turtlerescue1]

5. I need to call Dicky Cheney to know what to say.

[Kali]

6. that fucker

triggers all my kid-of-an-alcoholic sensors