The "Arrested Development" White House

[ProfessorPlum]

Patriarch runs real estate company with family name, commits some "light treason".

Two nefarious sons who are clueless, greedy, lazy, and selfish.

One blonde daughter who is a daddy's girl.

Another sibling who is not that impressed with the family and its maturity level.

Patriarch's wife lives apart from him.

Their communications are being monitored by the government.


The only thing is, I can't see how Jared Kushner = Tobias Funke.


I know the Bluth's were originally based on the Bush's. But this seems an even better fit.

[Leghorn21]

1. "Like A Rock!" - terrific analysis, Professor! And I so agree, Kushner can't hold a candle

to my main man Tobias (our favorite analrapist!) - - yes, with this one exception, perfect fit!

[ProfessorPlum]

13. Like Tobias

he needs ANUSTART

[Leghorn21]

14. Might want to watch your phrasing there, Professor! eom

[ananda]

2. There's nothing light about his treason.

It's leading to war, an assault on healthcare,
and a level of destruction unparalleled in my
memory.

[ProfessorPlum]

7. that's why it is in quotes

that's what pere Bluth called it

[Coventina]

3. Jared Kushner might be Bob Loblaw

I think Spicer is Tobias Funke.

He keeps accidentally saying the truth.

on edit: clarity

[Leghorn21]

5. Spicer Tobias? I can live with that!! eom

[aidbo]

4. Jared might be a never-nude?

[ProfessorPlum]

8. LOL

[ret5hd]

6. My prophecy (well, hope anyway):

[ProfessorPlum]

9. Ha ha - let's hope

and also that they swallow the key

[Bucky]

10. Best read on DU this week!

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Kellyanne Conway

[ProfessorPlum]

12. I literally laughed out loud

Awesome

[Leghorn21]

15. "Kittyanne Conway"! Holy Mother of God!! eom