An orange creature was spotted on a golf course earlier

[bathroommonkey76]

This shot rivals the infamous Bigfoot pic from the 1970s.

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[Charles Bukowski]

1. Bigfoot, meet Smalldick.

[calimary]

2. Big Chief Micro Member

Big Chief Little Paws.

Big Chief Tiny Bits.

Big Chief Small Stem.

Just Added! Big Chief Mini Mitts!

I could do this all day...

[malaise]

3. But but but

he has big bombs to compensate for his lil non-working dick.

[meow2u3]

5. Big Chief Micro-schlong

[calimary]

6. Your words inspired me. Got another one!

Big Chief Dinky Dong!

Or ... Dinky Pinkies?

[lunatica]

8. Bigly Chief

Very, very bigly Chief

Your head will spin Chief

Biggest Bigly Chief Ever!

[meow2u3]

9. Captain Itty Bitty Pitties

pitties = hands

[Charles Bukowski]

7. BigAss!

Just look Bigfoot, but with a more limited vocabulary.

[kydo]

4. Shoot it! It's not healthy, all fat, orange and all. Probably has a virus. Quick! Kill it! nt