Your sub-conscious religion: 30 second test. Fun!

[lindysalsagal]

http://mydailyquizz.com/what-is-your-actual-religion-according-to-your-subconscious/

My result: "You're subconsciously a Zen Buddhist! Deep down you're a calm, gentle spirit that seeks balance and beauty. Your inner spirituality is rooted in a "going with the flow" approach that enables you to easily endure life's dramatic ups and downs.

Zen emphasizes rigorous meditation-practice, insight, and awakening the individual Buddha nature."

[Skittles]

1. I'm a Peaceful Quaker!

peaceful

[elleng]

3. You'n me both!

[canetoad]

4. Same here!

Peaceful Quaker.

[Tom Rinaldo]

84. Moi aussi. Based on my answers I did not expect that! n/t

[elleng]

88. AH, bon jour, mon ami!

I wasn't sure, but here we are!

[Shrike47]

27. Me, too. Surprised me.

[thecrow]

60. I was also surprised to hear this

I'm Zen

[Bettie]

29. Me too.

reading it, it works for me.

[JDC]

42. Me too

Odd. Seems like there are s lot of us

[Ms. Toad]

56. Me too - but since I actually am, not much of a surprise.

You, on the other hand, will need to stop threatening to kick people's ass.

[Rhiannon12866]

73. Me, too!

And if you read it through, it does make sense!

You're subconsciously a peaceful Quaker! Deep down, you're openminded, fair, principled and justice oriented. Your inner, subconscious spirituality is motivated by a profound desire to make peace and fight for justice.

[OldHippieChick]

80. Me too!

"You're subconsciously a peaceful Quaker! Deep down, you're openminded, fair, principled and justice oriented. Your inner, subconscious spirituality is motivated by a profound desire to make peace and fight for justice.

Quakers (or Friends) are members of a group of religious Christian movements which is known as the Religious Society of Friends. Quakers believe that truth is continuously revealed directly to individuals from God. Quakers often focus on trying to hear, the inner, still voice of God. Pacifism, social justice and peace making are important elements of the Quaker religious experience. "

Pretty cool, I think.

[get the red out]

82. Me too!

And that can't be right! NOT peaceful, LOL.

[Coventina]

87. Me too.

I do love the Quakers.

I went to a Quaker meeting, once, just to try it out.

But, group worship just really isn't for me.

[elleng]

2. Peaceful Quaker!

[shenmue]

5. Dancing Jew

[Sanity Claws]

19. Me too

At least I got a laugh out of the quiz.

[yardwork]

31. Me too!

[FuzzyRabbit]

37. Me too!

No wonder the Episcopal church never inspired me.

[Beartracks]

38. Me too!

This will certainly confuse my parents...

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[JHan]

40. So am I !

[Staph]

57. Me, too!

I guess the "Open Minds" part of the United Methodist church really inspires my ecumenical side!

[mainer]

75. me too!

Totally unexpected!

[Danmel]

6. I'm a dancing Jew

Totally nailed me. I'm such a Jewish girl.

[bluedigger]

7. I was a Peaceful Quaker when I took this the other day.

Today I'm a Dancing Jew!

[spanone]

8. Agnostic philosopher

[aidbo]

14. Me too.

You're subconsciously an Agnostic philosopher! You're a thinker with passion for understand exactly how things work. You're inner spirituality is rooted in an awe of the physical world around us and intellectual pursuit. You're a curious, intellectual and observant person.

Agnosticism neither denies nor affirms the existence of God or a Higher Power. Agnostic leave the question open with an open mind, waiting for proof one way or the other.

Seems pretty close to what I would call myself if asked. (Agnostic atheist)

[dweller]

61. as here

I thought I'd broke it ...

[csziggy]

20. Me too!

I'm not surprised at all.

[Freethinker65]

34. Same

[smirkymonkey]

35. Same here.

[JudyM]

43. Me too. Sounds pretty level headed. I'll take it!

[spanone]

47. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[WyLoochka]

74. same here

[petronius]

9. I too am a Zen Buddhist, apparently

(Although I'm not sure about the rigorous meditation part: does binging on Netflix count, or non-stop clicking on DU?)

[lindysalsagal]

11. Uh, no.

Those would be the exact opposite of Zen practice, but, what the hell! If it feels good, do it!

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Peaceful Quaker.

[LeftInTX]

12. I'm a dancing Jew!!!

OK..whatever...

[Phoenix61]

13. Zen Buddhist

I used to have a daily meditation practice. I keep saying I'm going to get back to it but... just can't seem to make the time for it.

[Chellee]

15. Dancing Jew.

<-----This emoji's not much of a dancer, but he's the best we've got.

[yardwork]

32. It appears to capture the definition well!

[Bayard]

16. How can an atheist

Be a Peaceful Quaker?

[lindysalsagal]

18. Pretty sure that's where the atheists went back in the day: 18th century atheism

It was a bottom-up community-based experience, where everyone was considered worth listening to.

So, there were probably lots of non-believers in the quaker pews. They had nowhere else to go.

[Ms. Toad]

55. Not so much, back in the day.

Early Quakers were very christo-centric. Everyone was considered worth listening to because Christ could choose to speak to the gathered body through any of individual, regardless of age, gender, education, etc.

Today there are lots of hyphen quakers, including atheist-quakers.

[Kentonio]

68. Haha, I got the same!

[lucca18]

17. Peaceful Quaker.....

[lindysalsagal]

21. I wasn't sure this fit in GD, but it seems to be doing fine.

Religion is so much a part of politics these days, that this is getting lots of looks.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

22. My problem was that in the question of

which one would you prefer for spiritual guidance, there was not a choice of None of the Above.

[lindysalsagal]

24. I chose Hawking for that reason.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

25. Except for me, even he is not someone I'd turn to.

I actually am highly self-reliant in that area.

This is a small example of why I usually don't bother with on-line quizzes, because invariably they do not give enough options in many of the questions.

[kimbutgar]

23. Zen buddist

[applegrove]

26. I'm a dancing jew.

[hunter]

28. I'm a dancing Jew.

Could be, could be...

When my wild west grandma died she left some explicit instructions about how her body ought to be disposed of.

The funeral home asked, "She's Jewish?"

My mom was like "what?"

The only religion my grandma's wild west family ever claimed was "NOT MORMON!"

My mom's dad's adolescent dream was to sell gasoline, booze and French postcards to the guys, prohibition be damned.

My mom's parents landed as World War II West Coast shipyard welders. My grandma was so damned good with hot metal they didn't let her go when the war ended. I suspect metal vapor poisoning was a small part of her craziness.

[brooklynite]

30. How can I pick someone for spiritual guidance, when it doesn't exit?

[Doreen]

33. peaceful Quaker

I am actually a Buddhist. Quakers believe in god and I do not believe in god. Years ago I did some personal study of religions and spiritual philosophies and Buddhism was what worked for me.

[Calculating]

36. Apparently I'm a Rastafarian

Works for me.

[Luz]

86. Me too. Seems we're alone here.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

39. Me too - Zen Buddhist

[betsuni]

41. That quiz was difficult, not enough anwers to choose from.

For the first one my instant thought was that it was the Sistine Chapel, nothing else. Which answer to choose then? I didn't recognize Jesus, had to get the magnifying glass to check if it was indeed the Jesus section. Jesus is looking good, he's been working out in heaven. Why does Mary look nervous? I've forgotten the story. Must've missed that day in art history class. I can't even remember the original Bible stories about Jesus. I'm losing my memory, and evidently my eyesight is ready to go with it. So in the end I chose Jesus because he's in the center of the thing and should be noticed first.

Second one all I could think of was recalling the name of that Hindu sect or group or what. Couldn't. Then I thought that probably the ash on their faces keeps away flies. That must be a problem in hot weather when you're outside a lot. Do those holy men have toilets or do they just go anywhere? What if they have to pee while they're meditating -- do they just hold it until they have to go really bad? Now I can't even remember which answer I chose for that one. My mind is like a sieve these days. Jesus.

And the spiritual guidance one? I don't even know exactly what "spiritual" means. I picked Hawkings even though I've never read a word he's written. If we're talking philosophical guidance, though, I'd know instantly who to choose: Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

So anyway, that quiz was hard because it made me think too much.

[frogmarch]

44. Agnostic Philosopher

You're subconsciously an Agnostic philosopher! You're a thinker with passion for understand exactly how things work. You're inner spirituality is rooted in an awe of the physical world around us and intellectual pursuit. You're a curious, intellectual and observant person.

Agnosticism neither denies nor affirms the existence of God or a Higher Power. Agnostic leave the question open with an open mind, waiting for proof one way or the other.

I'm good with it.

[Flaleftist]

45. Zen Buddhist nt

[trackfan]

46. Dancing Jew. n/t

[marlakay]

48. Peaceful Quaker

Funny because I have two casual friends who just started going to Quaker meetings.

I am more inclined towards Buddhism these days because they don't believe in God.

Been involved in a lot of mindfulness and meditation even more so since T.

[Midnight Writer]

49. Am I the only Born Again Christian on this Godless Interweb sight?

[Ilsa]

52. I got BAC also the first time. Took it again, changed

A couple of answers, and got Peaceful Quaker.
I'm not that peaceful.

[LeftInTX]

53. I was a Dancing Jew the first time I took it

So, I took the quiz again and switched my food choice to the muffin, eggs and bacon....and I became a Born Again Christian!!!

(The pictures of the food were so small, I couldn't see what most of it was)

And the Sistine Chapel fresco they have all that writing all over it, so you can't help but notice a muscular shirtless guy, who I assume is Jesus smack dab center of the thing.

[3catwoman3]

50. Zen Buddhist here, too.

The agnostic philosopher deception sounds a bit more like me. I did it twice, changing 2 answers the second time, and same result.

A request from people with the Peaceful Quaker, Dancing Jew and other designations that were not either the Zen Buddhist or Agnostic Philosopher categories -please post the descriptions. I am curious about the others.

[mitch96]

51. Well well, I'm a dancing jew/quaker posing as a Zen-nostic with Rasta tendenancys

[kentuck]

54. I'm a Hindu Yogi. :-)

You're subconsciously a Hindu Yogi! You're a creative, quirky and unique person with a passion for spiritual awareness. Deep down your inner spirituality is rooted in a holistic approach to growing closer to the Divine.

Hinduism is one of the most ancient religious practices in the world. Yoga is a spiritual path that unites the individual with God. Yoga can be a physical, mental, and spiritual practice.

[TlalocW]

58. Pre-Colombian Aztec

You're subconsciously a Pre-Colombian Aztec! Deep down you're energetic, passionate and filled with a blood lust impossible to sate. Your subconscious spirituality is rooted in thinking basketball is a piss-poor substitute for ōllamaliztli, and although you have doubts when nobles talk about an eagle on a cactus eating a snake being a sign from the gods to build Tenochitlan, you're extremely proud that your culture invented chocolate. Your greatest hope is to be accepted into the Jaguar Warriors (because the Eagle ones are pussies), but you'll praise Quetzalcoatl no matter what.

TlalocW

[dweller]

63. 😳

[JimGinPA]

59. Agnostic Philosopher!

[Warren DeMontague]

62. Agnostic Philosopher.

[Lunabell]

64. Really should be atheist, not agnostic.

You're subconsciously an Agnostic philosopher! You're a thinker with passion for understand exactly how things work. You're inner spirituality is rooted in an awe of the physical world around us and intellectual pursuit. You're a curious, intellectual and observant person.

Agnosticism neither denies nor affirms the existence of God or a Higher Power. Agnostic leave the question open with an open mind, waiting for proof one way or the other.

[HAB911]

79. That's a fine line for me

I identify atheist. However, my position can't be proven obviously. I felt that I had to make a decision in order to move on in life without proof, so I did.

[area51]

65. I'm a dancing Jew?

"You're eternally the optimist ...." Um, nope.

[TeamPooka]

66. Zen Buddhist

[Buckeye_Democrat]

67. Zen Buddhist for me too, even after taking it four times and answering...

some of the questions differently because I wasn't too committed to the previous ones (like the last question which I thought was almost meaningless).

Also interesting to me...

When I answered dishonestly, trying to imitate both conservatives and "social liberals" in a stereotypical way, the results were that I was a "Born Again Christian" and a "Peaceful Quaker" respectively.

For the conservative result, I answered the questions about people in a distrustful and hateful way. To get the "social liberal" result, I answered the questions about people from other cultures in a more embracing way rather than my previous intellectually curious way (which gave Zen Buddhist results).

[madokie]

69. Quaker here

I call bullshit on this though as there is NO god in my world

[Buckeye_Democrat]

70. No God in my world either. The only part that I liked was...

taking the test multiple times to see the different results.

It's obviously too superficial to mean much.

[madokie]

71. LOL

I never thought to do that

[eShirl]

72. There are non-theist Quakers.

[dchill]

76. Agnostic philosopher.

I don't know if I believe it, though.

[ProfessorGAC]

77. Me Too

And that was a funny line, DC!

[HAB911]

78. An Agnostic Philosopher!

I'm good with that

[Baclava]

81. Woot! You're Subconsciously A Chill Rastafarian!

You're subconsciously a chill Rastafarian! Deep down you're a laid back, creative and passionate person with a love for altered states of consciousness. Your subconscious spirituality is rooted in brotherly love , simplicity and passionate service of Yah!

[Lebam in LA]

83. Peaceful Quaker

[Demsrule86]

85. Zen Buddhist also.

The strange thing is I do practice yoga, meditation and controlling the breath. I was in the hospital in September. I have white coat syndrome so I practice breathing when my blood pressure is being taken...my pressure got so low, they paged the doctor and brought in a crash cart...when I explained to them what I was doing they just stared at me in disbelief...called my doctor who explained it to them...very funny.