What Right Wing Nut Job Will Replace Billo The Clown?

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[jmowreader]

1. Whoever it is, it'll be someone Trump approves of

[czarjak]

2. Might Megyn reconsider?

[TeamPooka]

3. Move Hannity to BillO's slot and put a Coulter or Ingraham in his spot.

That's how I would program for the nutjobs

[TheBlackAdder]

20. +1. It seems like you are reading a good crystal ball.

[NewJeffCT]

22. I agree that Hannity will likely move to 9pm

not sure about Coulter at 8pm, but I could see Ingraham.

[TeamPooka]

23. Any of the Deplorables will do.

[Ken Burch]

4. Longshot possibility-Tim Tebow, if he washes out in the minors.

He already has the "an anti-Christian conspiracy knocked me out of the NFL" narrative started.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Former Miss Universe: I Dumped Tim Tebow because he refused to have sex with me.

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2015/11/27/tim-tebow-miss-usa-sex/

[Bucky]

13. I know this is supposed to make Tebow look ridiculous

But really this only makes me admire him. He is actually living by his principles.

[Warren DeMontague]

24. FOX probably wouldn't have to worry about sexual harrasment suits

so.. there's that.

But otoh, you know, religion.

I mean, they had already lost me at "get up early on sunday".

[HAB911]

18. Saving himself for Jesus?!

[TheBlackAdder]

21. Like the boy by the lake?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. Um, no. Nt

[MrPurple]

5. I don't watch this shit, but supposedly Tucker Carlson is the heir apparent

In the alternate non-dystopian universe that was supposed to unfold, the Trump/Breitbart news network would be getting ready to kick off now and Billo would be joining Roger Ailes over there. It's number 8 trillion on the list of the worst things about Dump becoming President, but I actually would have gotten a perverse kick out of seeing how fvcked up that tv network would have been.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Michael Savage? The Nuge?

So many appealing possibilities.

[Dammit Jim]

7. Isn't it obvious? Steve Bannon!

He's on his way out at the White House, but I'm certain FUX News will take him.

[grantcart]

9. Hewitt

[exboyfil]

26. We have a winner

Second guess would be Mark Levin.

[brettdale]

10. Jesse "fuck face" Watters

Hes been itching for it.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

11. I would guess possibly David Westin

Although by no means a "Right Wing Nut Job"

[patricia92243]

12. Donald Trump! He would LOVE this and he can always find some reason

to quit the job he has and hates.

[Exilednight]

14. He's not leaving. it's vacation time.

Fox will hide their time and wait it out and then come up with some excuse as to why he was gone.

Their hubris will not allow them to admit he did something wrong

[mnmoderatedem]

15. hardly a right winger I know but,

Keith Olbermann. How much fun would THAT be?

[MrPurple]

25. I've wanted to see an Olbermann-O'reilly debate for like 13 years

I like Olbermann and hate O'reilly, but it would be spectacular television. It would probably come to blows.

[HAB911]

17. Obviously, Alex Jones

[n2doc]

19. Ed Shultz?

Maybe Putin can let him take a leave of absence.

[Yavin4]

27. Kellyanne Conway

Gives her a graceful exit, and she's blonde.

[exboyfil]

28. The scary thing is how many names

come readily to us.

[DonViejo]

29. From NY Mag...

According to sources, Fox News wants the transition to be seamless. Executives are currently debating possible replacement hosts. Names that have been discussed include Eric Bolling, Dana Perino, and Tucker Carlson, who would move from his successful 9 p.m. slot and create a need for a new host at that time. One source said Sean Hannity is happy at 10 p.m. and would not want to move.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/sources-fox-news-has-decided-bill-oreilly-has-to-go.html

[BainsBane]

30. Jason Chaffetz will need a new job

since he's decided not to seek reelection.