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skip fox

(19,502 posts) Wed Apr 19, 2017, 09:56 AM Apr 2017

Desk contents: pencil, unopened box of Trojans, well-thumbed dirty joke book. CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!

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Bill ("Eat your heart out, God&quot

O'Reilly is thinking: "Yeah, I like the sound of that: The Factor at the Blaze, The Factor on Fire. . . . That's so much better than The Factor on Fox. . . . Hell, a fox is damned near a domestic animal like a cat or a teddy bear. . . . Not like the world on fire. . . . Or how 'bout 'The Factor on the O'Reilly Network'? . . . Wow, that really does it for me, . . . and I'm sure I could find enough backers. . . . I mean if that simpleton Beck could do it, how hard can it be? . . . Or how 'bout 'Bill O'Reilly, The Movie I'? . . . Or maybe I could start a franchise where people can come and pay to hear what I think. . . Or how 'bout . . ."

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Above CAPTION based on the joyful possibility that O'Reilly will be cancelled, as discussed in the New YOurk Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/18/business/media/fox-bill-oreilly.html?_r=0

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Desk contents: pencil, unopened box of Trojans, well-thumbed dirty joke book. CAPTION Bill O'Reilly! (Original Post) skip fox Apr 2017 OP

WARNING! ACHTUNG! LOL Lib Apr 2017 #1

Can't you fix that with a loofah? underpants Apr 2017 #2

LOL Loofah Faced Cro-Magnon LOL Lib Apr 2017 #5

I smell a new book - "Killing O'Reilly" underpants Apr 2017 #3

Which mirror allows me to see past my black soul? KittyWampus Apr 2017 #4

He calls his mirror time "DOING IT LIVE!!" underpants Apr 2017 #6

With a luffa! KittyWampus Apr 2017 #8

Billo is thinking: skip fox Apr 2017 #7

Billo Reilly EXIT? N/T flotsam Apr 2017 #9

LOL Lib

(1,462 posts)

1. WARNING! ACHTUNG!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 10:03 AM

Apr 2017

This image is likely to cause spontaneous vaginal dryness and an inability to uncross ones legs. The condition is known as O'Reillitis and can cause permanent damage. Seek medical help if symptoms last for more than 4 hours.

underpants

(197,184 posts)

2. Can't you fix that with a loofah?

Reply to LOL Lib (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 10:10 AM

Apr 2017

Hilarious post LOL Lib

LOL Lib

(1,462 posts)

5. LOL Loofah Faced Cro-Magnon

Reply to underpants (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 10:23 AM

Apr 2017

Thanks underpants!

underpants

(197,184 posts)

3. I smell a new book - "Killing O'Reilly"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 10:11 AM

Apr 2017

Hell, he killed Reagan prematurely in one of his books.

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

4. Which mirror allows me to see past my black soul?

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 10:12 AM

Apr 2017

underpants

(197,184 posts)

6. He calls his mirror time "DOING IT LIVE!!"

Reply to KittyWampus (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 10:55 AM

Apr 2017

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

8. With a luffa!

Reply to underpants (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 11:24 AM

Apr 2017

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

7. Billo is thinking:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 11:05 AM

Apr 2017

"Hell, they're just pretending to be mad at me. . . . But who couldn't love this face? . . . And they love it when I straighten my tie. . . . It's like popping a cork or stroking the head. . . . Anyway, all this sexual harassment business is such obvious baloney. . . . Who would ever believe I could be capable of such crudeness? . .. Besides, they all want it, anyway."

flotsam

(3,268 posts)

9. Billo Reilly EXIT? N/T

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Apr 19, 2017, 01:08 PM

Apr 2017

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