There once was a loser named Trump

[cornball 24]

Who liked to spew junk from the stump.
With a mic in his hand
And his head in the sand
While Putin tells him high he should jump.

[democratisphere]

1. A+ Rated!

[eleny]

2. Just yesterday I was wondering when someone would start a pun thread

........... ............

[cannabis_flower]

5. That's no a pun

It's a limerick.

[eleny]

15. Ooops! That's what I meant to write but jeez! Thanks, btw

[Thomas Hurt]

3. Bravo

[FakeNoose]

4. Good one!

[thegoose]

6. Who upon the country did dump

His followers were crude
His wife liked to pose nude
And his ass was unimaginably plump.

[DFW]

7. I would not be so kind in my version

There once was a loser named Trump
Whose intellect aped Forrest Gump
His manners are crass
His head's up his ass
And please pity the women he'll hump.

[GallopingGhost]

9. lmao. n/t

[MontanaMama]

11. You got it!! n/t

[Plucketeer]

8. Trump

A so-called president Trump
Proved dumber by far than a stump
I make no bones I produce Trump clones
Every time I take a good Dump

[red dog 1]

19. Good one!

[red dog 1]

10. There once was a pervert from Queens

Who liked to bang girls in their teens
He'd offer them money
Then say to them, "Honey,
I want you to take off your jeans"

http://www.justiceforkatie.com

[mama]

12. can i play?

There once was a loser named Trump
Who treated our land like a dump
Lies all day long
To his ignorant throng
Can't tell his brain from his rump!

[GallopingGhost]

13. A petty man nicknamed The Donald

Had numerous women he'd fondled
"They let me," he crowed,
Though I look like a toad,
Tis a contest 'tween me and McConnell!

[Hekate]

14. Kicking for further Limericks!

[KittyWampus]

18. I did my best. Not very good. LOL

[Jim Lane]

16. Let's remember that Trump's not the only one

The Trump has a henchman named Pence
Who between church and state sees no fence.
His God tells him to hate
Everyone who's not straight --
His God, I'm afraid, is quite dense.

[KittyWampus]

17. Trump was desperate to impress

Celebrities, pundits and press
But too many leaks
Divulged his Russian sneaks
Which of his cronies will be first to confess?

[red dog 1]

20. There once was a double-chinned phony

Who fed all the people baloney
He won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey

[GallopingGhost]

21. A supremacist named Stephen Bannon

whose boss looks like Biff Howard Tannen,
He said, "Darkness is good,
Now where's my white hood?"
I'm off to go pray with Buchanan.