Say what? . . . Please come CAPTION Wolf Blitzer and Jason Chaffetz!!!

[skip fox]

Wolf ("I'm so much a gentleman, I get out of the shower to p*ss&quot Blitzer is saying: You mean to tell our viewers that you are getting out of Congress not to avoid the trouble you see coming concerning the Russian-Trump investigation as Chairman of the House Oversight Committee, but simply to spend more time with your family? . . . You expect our viewer to believe that?"

Jason ("Wherever it may lead, except maybe. . . .&quot Chaffetz is just about say: "No, Wolf, but it's not just that. . . . I've got a whole lot of friends and neighbors back in Utah that I feel an urgent need to reconnect with. . . . Why only last year I had to miss my middle school janitor's retirement party. . . . And my best friend from grade school is thinking of opening up a muffler shop, and I want to be there for opening day, . . . I wanta be there for him. . . . It's so much more than just family! . . . I'm sure your viewers can understandd that!"



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Above CAPTION based on the lively speculations of Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks, clip posted on DU):

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017434898

[randome]

1. "...our viewer..." Singular?

[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]

[skip fox]

2. Now I have to stick with the error.

It was a decent joke, if unintended.

Good eye.

[JHan]

3. can't stop laughing now lol

thanks. lol

[randome]

4. Chaffetz: Wolfie...may I call you 'Wolfie'?

Wolf: No.

Chaffetz: Wolfie, I work on the intelligence committee. Because of that, I have learned some very disturbing things. For instance, did you know that the human body creates 300 billion new cells each day? Where do they go? How do they find jobs? There are no easy answers, Wolfie, and I can't depend on Democrats to help so I'm quitting my day job and going back to helping my wife evaluate breasts for signs of cancer. It's my way of giving back to the community. At last I can get a firm grip on problem areas and...and...oh, am I on CNN?
[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]

[underpants]

10. You had me at "Wolf: No"

And then it just kept getting better

[Snarkoleptic]

5. Quitting to spend more time with my legal team.

[GallopingGhost]

6. Chaffetz-

"If I sit here, all proper and lifelike, I might fool them into believing I'm human. Blink now, not too fast...slowly...slowly...I can do this. I'm squinting my eyes too much, I know I am. What did he ask? Concentrate..."

Wolf- "Mr. Chaffetz, can you answer the question, please? Sir?"

[skip fox]

7. Smells like you have CAPTIONing in your blood!

I mean that in a good way. The best.

[GallopingGhost]

8. lol, thanks.

Just have a weird brain.

[csziggy]

9. Your caption reminds me of this commercial

Chaffetz would be perfect for this one.

[GallopingGhost]

12. LOL

Yes.

[underpants]

11. I wasn't expecting questions I'm just here to pick up my laundry. It says right there "CNN WASHING "

Wolf: look, I'm a TV news personality. I'm going to sit here and read whatever comes up on the TelePrompTer. I don't spend every night up in the ewok village in the trees getting shaved down to just do your laundry.

Chaffetz: oh crap. I wasn't supposed to mention anything related to "laundering". My handler is going to be sooooo mad.