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(19,502 posts)
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 11:39 AM Apr 2017

The Great "Dumbing-Up"! . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carson!!!



Tucker ("Diapers are simply practical&quot Carlson is thinking: "Now I'll be able to put my patented look to good use. . . . Hell, I've been practicing it since before I can remember. . . . My mom was always giving me pills and making me watch hours and hours of t.v. . . . She used to say I looked smartest when I was quietest, . . . like after pills in front of the t.v. . . . Now I can bring my smart look to Fox's greatest prime time hour. . . . I hope they'll provide me with a drool bucket. . . . Otherwise I'll have to carry the one from home."
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The Great "Dumbing-Up"! . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carson!!! (Original Post) skip fox Apr 2017 OP
Frozen dinner heir. Another spoiled rich boy. Go eat a Swanson's, Fucker. CurtEastPoint Apr 2017 #1
Tucker is saying: skip fox Apr 2017 #2
Dumber than dirt. smirkymonkey Apr 2017 #3
Tucker is thinking: skip fox Apr 2017 #4

skip fox

(19,502 posts)
2. Tucker is saying:
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 12:10 PM
Apr 2017

"Others may have perfected the shit-eating grin, but I created the simian glaze."

skip fox

(19,502 posts)
4. Tucker is thinking:
Sat Apr 22, 2017, 03:47 PM
Apr 2017

"Wow. . . . Those fruit-flavored suppositories are really kicking in."

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