LOL! I just finished mowing my poor excuse for a lawn, too,

[MineralMan]

and for the first time this year, as well. Now that I've done it, and I was the first on the block this year, I hear lawnmowers running elsewhere on the block. I didn't notice anyone watching me, though. I was trying to avoid mowing over debris that has found its way onto my lawn. I succeeded, mostly, except for a golf ball that went flying almost all the way across the street as I mowed over it.

I suspect my neighbor, who golfs from time to time, chipped it into my yard last fall. Fortunately, it didn't hit anything.