"What did I just say?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("My colostomy bag has a designer golden weave&quot Trump just finished saying: "Well, Dr. Oz, the one thing I learned to do is not watch CNN anymore. . . . I learned this way back in my campaign. . . . You should have heard the things they would make up about me. . . . Even now, I see them bashing me hour after hour. . . . It gets tedious."

Dr. Oz is saying: "But didn't you just say you don't watch them? . . . I mean I have it right here, . . . wait a second . . ."

Trump is about to say: "I mean sometimes I see them in passing, like in the airport, and I can just tell they're spending hours and hours making up lies about me. . . .When I said it was 'tedious', I meant 'predictable'. . . . That should be obvious! . . . Don't try to make me say something I didn't!"


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Above CAPTION not too loosely based on an AP int erview as covered by Crooks & Liars:


http://crooksandliars.com/2017/04/trump-repeatedly-lies-about-his-first-100

[skip fox]

1. Dr. Oz is saying:

"President Trump, it says right here that you tried to donate your heart to Dick Cheney, but that his body rejected it. . . . Care to comment?"

[Johonny]

2. Trump, "So this Snipe Juice you're hawking really does grow hair?"

Dr. Oz, "Your hair will expand in coverage as much as your average American's health insurance under the Republican healthcare plan."

Trump, "I don't understand what you mean. I need a yes or no here. This isn't about something trivial like poor people's health care. This is important. It's my hair."

[2naSalit]

3. ???

Say what?

"I mean sometimes I see them in passing, like in the airport..."

Since when does the orange one pass through an airport? That right there shows he's flinging fecal matter.

[MiniMe]

4. He never goes to an airport

His private plane is now at Andrews AFB, and wherever his private plane was probably had a separate entrance to the plane. He is talking word salad again

[2naSalit]

5. Exactly...

His constant flow of BS is nauseating at best.

[skip fox]

6. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

although we usually try to channel our subject's essence or, as here, show them trying to wiggle out of an obvious lie.

[2naSalit]

7. I know...

it's just that the statement jumped out and attacked me so I had to respond to it since it made me forget the caption I had thought of when I opened the thread!

[GallopingGhost]

8. "His hands are so tiny

compared to mine."

"I'm sitting here with the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz..."

"Where's munchkin? I mean Mnuchin."

[L. Coyote]

9. "I won the election bigly, so you can't make me say what I just said, you should know what I mean."