"This is my happy-to-see-you face" . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker ("So much depends on Depends&quot Carlson just finished saying: "And the reason we're not going to discuss funding for Trump's wall is because that would be falling right into the Mexicans' and nay-sayers' hands like all the other-lame stream media outlets. . . . The truth is that the wall is proceeding directly according to plan. . . . Trump not only counted on some roadblocks, but knew they will prove existential to his overall plan. . . The other outlets won't tell you that, will they? . . . I wonder why not."





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Above CAPTION Based on the following News Hounds story:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_news_didn_t_discuss_breaking_news_trump_delayed_wall_funding_042417

[Orsino]

1. Wearing grown-up ties isn't helping him.

I think his is still the kind of face and voice the red-blooded Fox viewer will want to punch.

But he does tell the right lies, so maybe it's a wash?

[skip fox]

2. Tucker is thinking:

"Nobody ever liked me. . . . Even my mother. . . . Heck, my frat brothers said they only let me in so they could have an official 'shit-on,' and boy did I pay! . . . And here at Fox, Bill O'Reilly wouldn't even make a pass at me. . . . Geez."

[Johonny]

3. It's only a matter of time until Tucker lands on FOX business channel

[skip fox]

4. Tucker Carlson is unconsciously saying:

"I need smacked."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. "If Hillary Clinton's book sells a million copies, I will eat my shoes."

Crossfire 2003

[MineralMan]

6. Let me think...What word rhymes with Tucker that

might express my opinion of him?

[skip fox]

7. I've got it, trucker!

I am a happy trucker
Driving down the road;
All the left-wing f*ckers
Calling me a toad.