"I'm such a gentleman, I get out of the shower to take a p*ss." Come CAPTION Fox's Greg Gutfeld!!

[skip fox]

Greg ("I'd crack a joke at my own funeral if I could. Say, that gives me an idea . . .&quot Gutfeld is saying: "Bob, I object. I'm not breaking the law. Just how am I 'inciting pro-lifers to riot'? . . . I merely said that if they really believed babies were being killed at abortion clinics, they should start a war. . . . Where are the words 'incite' or 'riot' in what I just said, . . . or did I miss something?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story with a healthy, but nasty, clip:


http://crooksandliars.com/2017/04/greg-gutfeld-pro-lifers-should-start-war

[underpants]

1. Am I right guys?

[skip fox]

2. Gutfeld is saying:

"Listen, guys, why did Tucker get O'Reilly's slot and not me. . . . I mean who would you rather look at for an hour every day: someone who looks like he loves to be smacked around like that whiny little twist, . . . or someone who looks like he would like to slap those diaper-boys around, like me? . . . It's a no-brainer, seems to me."

[skip fox]

3. Gutfeld is saying:

"In high school, I was voted 'the guy most likely to crack fart jokes at his won wedding. . . . Those guys were smart.'"

[randome]

4. "Sexual harassment at Fox News? Give me a break! We set up a hotline, for Christ's sake!"

"Look, Rupert and I used to listen in on those calls in his office. I can tell you that not a single one of them came from any woman I'd consider good-looking. It's true! I can show you the scorecards we kept!"
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