It's Melania's Birthday!

[stopbush]

She's 47.

How should we celebrate?

[MFM008]

1. .............

[ploppy]

2. A Botox Party!

[stopbush]

3. Because Botox treatments are still covered for DC politicians

and their families, while cancer treatments for the rabble are on the chopping block.

[burnbaby]

20. is that true

or are you kidding? Please be joking because that would be terrible

[stopbush]

23. It will be true if they put caps back on what an insurer needs to pay

over the life of a policy.

[ploppy]

22. Of Couse

And they don't give a shit.

[Doreen]

4. Damn! it never dawned on me that he is 23 years older than her.

[crazycatlady]

13. I thought the age difference was more

And I'm surprised he hasn't traded her in for a younger model yet.

[Doreen]

21. All I can say is No Shit about trading for a younger model.

I do not think he can get away with that being president.

[sarisataka]

5. Happy Birthday Melania!

Let's send her a cake

[redstatebluegirl]

6. Give her the name of a good divorce lawyer.

[Nonhlanhla]

7. It's my 47th birthday today as well

Let's celebrate that instead.

[Leith]

9. Happy Birthday!

Hope it's a terrific one.

[LeftInTX]

10. Happy Birthday!!

Just try to forget that you read this thread...LOL

[Ilsa]

14. Happy Birthday!

[jehop61]

15. Have a Great Day

Congratulations, whoopee, yeah, enjoy, many happy returns 🎉👏🏻🍾🎂😆

[lunatica]

19. Happy Birthday!

[underpants]

27. Happy Birthday

[niyad]

8. the invisible woman? can we throw her a gowing-away party?

[Freethinker65]

11. Bus in the Senators for a surprise party?

[UTUSN]

12. O.M.Z. Melania is my sister?!1 Well, here's the card I sent my 77 yr old sister:

The front with the portrait says, "All I said was, 'Let's have some cake' or 'Let's go get some cake' or something. Then everybody got all pissy!1"

And the inside says: Don't party with peasants.

Postscript, ain't this SHAKESPEARE's b'day or deathday?

[lunatica]

18. I love it!

Those pesky peasants have no sense of humor or fun.

[kstewart33]

32. That is a very cool card! nt

[Sancho]

16. Sing along....in Russian of course...

[hatrack]

17. I know what I'd ask for if I were her . . .

[0rganism]

24. think she'd like a shiney brand new War?

her hubby seems to be shopping around for one

[GoCubsGo]

25. She's only 47?????

[LisaM]

26. She's the oldest woman he's ever been married to.....

He divorced Ivana when she was 43, and Marla when she was still in her 30s.

[stonecutter357]

28. днём рождения Melania...

[enid602]

29. present

We can send her a copy of 'From the Whorehouse to the White House.' the whole board can sign it.

[beaglelover]

30. WGAS!

[democratisphere]

31. She is nearly a half century old and well on her way to becoming an antique.

How's that for a celebration?