Trump Has a Button That He Presses So a Butler Delivers Him a Coke

[yortsed snacilbuper]

The red button is on the Resolute Desk. This is not a joke.

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/04/donald-trump-has-red-button-his-desk

[Doreen]

1. So, how much does it cost us everytime he hits this button?

I sure as hell hope it is not to close to "that" button.

[Warpy]

2. As long as it's HFCS sweetened Coke with lots of caffeine

we're good.

[MFM008]

5. Lots and lots.

.....

[Doreen]

7. Uhmm, good?

[dixiegrrrrl]

20. Diet..he drinks diet, I heard

2 buckets of KFC and a big diet coke...
So, there is hope.

[Warpy]

21. His exercise consists of heaving his bulk in and out of a golf cart

and throwing temper tantrums. Either he's gotten a lot fatter since the campaign or he's just stopped wearing the girdle.

We have to hope the fast food will have to work faster. It would if he'd ever taken up smoking.

[dixiegrrrrl]

24. WH twitter rumor....he has gained 63 pounds.

His recent golf pics sure show a big gut, and it is not beer.

[Warpy]

27. I know and it screams "metabolic syndrome"

There are a lot of red flags raised there.

[Historic NY]

32. Better go find Taft's tub, for tubby.

[onethatcares]

44. we should send him

reports that smoking reduces the chance of heart attacks and cancer

Hell, he doesn't believe any other actual science, he'd probably quote it in a victory lap speech. .

[marlakay]

23. No wonder he is losing it

The chemicals in diet drinks super bad for you.

[FSogol]

40. He should switch to Diet Coke. More & more people are saying great things about it.

[bettyellen]

3. Now he's using it to summon the senate....

[SoCalMusicLover]

4. FINALLY!

Something I have in common with the Drumpster. I like Coke too.

[Freddie]

11. Me too!

Since I'm perpetually on a diet I only allow myself a real Coke maybe 2x a year. Nectar of the gods IMO.
The other thing I have in common is I like well-done meat (hiding head in shame)

[FakeNoose]

6. So this is how World War 3 gets started?

[NightWatcher]

10. Damn I'm thirsty....

... oh shit!

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. saw this on Twitter a couple hours ago:

America must NEVER forget that an ACTUAL SOCIOPATH has his tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny finger on America's nuclear button

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Koch Has a Button That He Presses So a Butler Delivers Him a Trump. nt

[Leith]

12. I See What You Did There!

Pretty gosh darn clever!

Edited to add: could listening to Firesign Theater have helped?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

16. Listening to Firesign Theater never helps. But, it can't hurt!

And it still makes long flights go by with less irritation.

[Initech]

9. Does he think he's Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder?

[BlueStater]

13. Wonderful.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. Oh, come on! This is ridiculous

The White House Butler Staff has been serving presidents for decades and decades.

The fact that Trump can summon one to the Oval office using a button and has a standing request for a damned soda pop is not fucking radical or even newsworthy.

I'm by no means a fan of the Cheeto in Chief, but this is a true non-story and Mother Jones should be ashamed of themselves for trying to make a big deal of this.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

18. Lighten up, we're just joking around.

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. It's bloody hard to tell on this board these days.....

and I for one, am NOT lacking in a sense of humor!


OH FUCK! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!?!

I spilled some Jared Kushner on myself.

Now I'm all boring but in charge of everything and shit.

There goes my weekend, starting at Friday at sundown.

dammit

[JDC]

15. He should get a diet one delivered instead

[SeattleVet]

17. "Will that be a can, Sir, or a line?" nt

[3catwoman3]

29. Oooh - good one.

Very good indeed!

[malaise]

22. Please make it

Diet Coke and give him as many as he wants. I hoe he has buttons for fried chicken and mashed potatoes with lots of gravy.

[RainCaster]

26. I want a button that delivers him a turd.

I would push it as often as my coffee inspired fingers could.

[lunasun]

30. Hmmm good idea maybe on his birthday ??

[ProudLib72]

28. I am predicting that tRump will make his next TV appearance on

My 600 Pound Life.


Good God, they are going to have to bathe him like an elephant. Do you suppose that will be O'Reilly's next gig with his loofah?

[Initech]

31. Assuming he doesn't have a coronary first.

[yuiyoshida]

33. I bet Pepsi is pissed...

RC Cola never had a chance.

[FakeNoose]

34. Ha! that reminds me of a joke

[yuiyoshida]

36. hahahahahahaha!

funny

[elizabethwilkins22]

35. haha

[yuiyoshida]

38. Hey welcome to DU!

ようこそ！いっらしゃいませ!

[Achilleaze]

37. his royal republican lowness

[crazycatlady]

39. the kind you drink or the kind you snort?

(Or the kind you smoke)

[FSogol]

41. Did Mike Pence install the button?

[randome]

42. The transcript of his AP interview bears out that he is becoming enormous.

In fact, the transcript reads like Cliven Bundy sounds -both men so fat in the face and neck they can't clearly pronunciate.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[FakeNoose]

43. Yes his weight is terrible but even worse,

...his orange make-up looks terrible. I swear he's using some kind of clown make-up on his face now.
That's the only only thing I can think of, it's totally not normal.

He must be trying to cover up flaws (mottling or age spots maybe) but the make-up is suddenly much heavier and oranger. Did anybody else notice that?

Also his hair is suddenly dyed a bright yellow almost platinum blond.
Why do they let him go on TV looking like that?

He's a caricature now, a total clown.