Can We Get Chaffetz To Get A Note From His Doctor, Saying It Was Necessary To Do This Surgery NOW?

[TrollBuster9090]

Somehow I doubt it.

It's about as likely as getting Trump to give the IRS permission to simply CONFIRM that his taxes were under audit during the 2016 election. Not gonna happen.

So, just when the House Oversight Committee needs a Chairman to issue SUBPOENAS for documents, Chaffetz decides to take a month off to "spend more time with my podiatrist."

[underpants]

1. Sure. No problem. Keep the car running this won't take long.

[randome]

3. "If survives, he will be the healthiest survivor in the history of Congress."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Treat your body like a machine. Your mind like a castle.[/center][/font][hr]

[TrollBuster9090]

5. Notice how you never see that guy and William Gaines (Mad Magazine) in the same place?

Think about it...

[gratuitous]

2. What, don't you trust him?

It's not like Jason's ever . . . nevermind.

[underpants]

4. Jason is to be excused from Congress

Signed,
Epstein's Mother

[TrollBuster9090]

6. Hah! Kudos for the Welcome Back Kotter reference.

[Eliot Rosewater]

7. He took TEN MILLION dollars from PUTIN to expose Comey Letter?

Some people are saying

[underpants]

10. It's true. I've heard that some people are saying that.

[kentuck]

8. The timing is interesting...

...no doubt.

[OnDoutside]

9. Either Chaffetz is gone and not coming back, or he is faking this to staff the Oversight Committee's

investigation ? Is there a replacement chairman while he is off ?

[Phoenix61]

11. That would be the 64 million dollar question

Wouldn't it? Maybe the top dem takes over? Wouldn't that be sweet!

[TrollBuster9090]

13. That won't happen until January 2019, when Cummings takes over. In the meantime..

..in the meantime, my money is on THIS DIPSHIT becoming the new Chairman.

[L. Coyote]

12. He just needs a vacation after all that Benghazi overtime. He needs to find another hobby now.

Anything except having to do his real job, investigate Republican crimes.

[blm]

14. Compare: John Kerry shattered his leg in France on 5-31-15. Had surgery a few days later in Boston.

Kept working on Iran nuclear deal throughout June. Reached agreement on Iran nuclear deal by mid-July. At age 72. How old is Chaffetz?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/11740268/Iran-nuclear-deal-The-special-relationship-between-John-Kerry-and-Mohammad-Javad-Zarif.html

[NightWatcher]

15. All this to avoid a perp walk?

He knows he can still be perp rolled, right?

[TrollBuster9090]

16. If he's going to get that foot fixed...the MEDICAL INSURANCE PLAN is a lot better for a Congressman

...than a CONVICT.