Trump is the best ever at.............

[guillaumeb]

What do you think?

[wcmagumba]

1. Poopy diapers...nt

[Phoenix61]

2. Self delusion nt

[guillaumeb]

4. One of the very best.

Or worst.

[LOL Lib]

3. Mimicking the intelligence of a cock roach?

Edit to add: my apologies to all cock roaches

[rurallib]

5. lying faster than you can keep up with it

[guillaumeb]

8. Near light speed.

And this is perfect when dealing with the corporate media. He sends out dozens of lies and the lies are publicized.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. Bamboozling Deplorables.

[guillaumeb]

9. Those who are always fooled.

Supply side economics, part 3, and they will still fall for it.

[superpatriotman]

7. Reminding us that he won

Blaming others for his fuck ups.

Taking credit for others work.

[guillaumeb]

10. And won the largest victory.

By the largest margin, when adjusted for the millions of fraudulent votes.

[femmocrat]

11. Conning the suckers. nt

[guillaumeb]

12. Hard to deny.

And there are so many of them. Easily identified by the MAGA hats.

[Still Sensible]

13. Verbal masturbation

It feels good to him. but doesn't amount to crap.

[guillaumeb]

14. Verbal might be his only outlet.

All of that hair-raising medicine is said to have the opposite effect on sexual ability. That might explain some of his anger.

[underpants]

15. Softwood

[guillaumeb]

19. Commonly used in framing.

[Initech]

16. Renting golf carts? Wasting tax payer money?

[guillaumeb]

20. Do the taxpayers also pay for the golf carts?

I believe that I read something about his resort charging the Secret Service for carts.

[Grown2Hate]

67. Yup. And they pay it RIGHT to Donald Fucking Trump,

since he owns the course. Biggest fucking racket I've ever seen (his whole presence in the White House, not just the carts).

[Demonaut]

17. grabbing?

[guillaumeb]

21. And boasting about it.

[narnian60]

18. Overusing adjectives.

[guillaumeb]

22. Bigly overuse.

And barely literate.

One wonders how he graduated.

[Ilsa]

32. Third grade afjectives, repeated words...

Very very
Horrible horrible
Lots more simple adjectives doubled up.

[WhiteTara]

23. Lying and grifting.

[guillaumeb]

24. No argument.

An inherited trait, judging by his family.

[Ptah]

25. 24 Things Nobody Does Better Than Donald Trump

[guillaumeb]

29. Thank you. eom

[rzemanfl]

26. Paying Russian hackers and hookers. n/t

[dchill]

27. Selling turd steaks.

[guillaumeb]

31. Branded steaks.

[JHan]

28. getting press

[guillaumeb]

30. There is no such thing as bad press for Trump.

[JHan]

39. For real, with a shitty 3rd rate salesman persona.

That is impressive in a way.

[enid602]

55. Trust fund

Willy Loman with a trust fund.

[GReedDiamond]

33. Being an ignorant asshole...

...in almost every possible situation.

[Grassy Knoll]

34. Getting Russia To Help Him Cheat, Steal, And Lie To Become King

[guillaumeb]

43. With much assistance from the GOP as well.

Voter suppression and gerrymandering, in my view, are far more important factors.

[L. Coyote]

35. nothing at all.

Unless he's hiding a manzier.

[benld74]

36. Grifting

[golfguru]

37. Losing to sen Warren in 2020?

[goldenpapers98]

38. A$$

A$$ in the Oval Office

[6000eliot]

40. Conning people who are dumber than he is.

[kairos12]

41. polishing Putin's boots.

[Flaleftist]

42. Embarrassing himself and America. nt

[IcyPeas]

44. manipulating the american media so he is the story 24/7

all trump all the time.

sad!

[smirkymonkey]

65. Oh, This!

This is exactly what is the best at. He is the dumbest fuck in the world, but he is an absolute genius at knowing how to get media attention.

[spanone]

45. Lying.

[guillaumeb]

46. Without doubt.

Even to himself.

[Orsino]

47. Coasting.

Never having learned anything else probably helps.

[LeftInTX]

48. Garbled, incoherent speaking

His ability to change the subject in the middle of a sentence is mind blowing.

[guillaumeb]

49. If it can be called an ability at all.

George W. Bush was similarly incoherent. Almost as if English is a second language for each.

[theaocp]

50. avoiding the grim reaper n/t

[guillaumeb]

51. He will eventually lose that battle.

It might seem like forever, but he will leave us at some point. Better if he were in prison for treason at that time.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

52. Avoiding having to answer for insane comments. And press bad at forgetting.

[guillaumeb]

53. The press is little more than a lapdog for the GOP.

And the less the press actually does its job, the more the GOP calls them liberal.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

61. they haven't caught up yet. no one

has. No one a match for Trump's expert play of the media and news cycles. Not yet anyway

[Laura PourMeADrink]

64. I don't look at it that way. See them more as inept and un-savvy. There are so

many on TV news who just seem so non-intellectual.

[guillaumeb]

70. Catering to the perceived needs of an audience? eom

[mnmoderatedem]

54. smoke and mirrors

though only effective on the weak minded

[enid602]

56. ....losing money

Bankruptcy

[bellmartin]

57. Making his predecessors look better and better

Both those who are/were truly gifted, and those who looked like rock bottom before we had Trump to compare them to.

[guillaumeb]

63. Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The winner so far, in my view.

[PA Democrat]

58. Enriching the CEOs and shareholders of insurance companies

[malaise]

59. Lying

delusion and self love

[guillaumeb]

62. If only Trump could marry himself.

Or his magical mirror. The one that shows him a successful, intelligent businessman.

[Takket]

60. Ruining everything he touches

[smirkymonkey]

66. Whining!

He is such a fucking whiny little ______________!

[phylny]

68. Giving me high blood pressure.

Never had a problem until November. No kidding.

[SchrodingersCatbox]

69. Maintaining

That coveted Oompa-Loompa-esque skin tone