Bill Murray gets it!

[Initech]

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. You can show murder on TV, but not commit it. You can commit sex, but not show it on TV.

That's nuts.

[George II]

2. As George Carlin used to say (this is one of my favorites) - "you can prick your finger but can't...

...finger your prick"!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Reminds me of slogan from the past

Dick Nixon before Nixon dicks you.

[George II]

8. And, regarding the Vietnam war, "Nixon pull out, like your father should have". We were horrible...

....back then!!

[roamer65]

14. I remember that one!

How true.

[Saviolo]

22. Back under Bush2's reign...

I was in Houston, TX visiting the inlaws, and saw a bumper sticker:

Dick Cheney
Before He Dicks You


Yeah, got a good giggle out of that one.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. Send tRump to the showers before tRump showers you. . . . nt

[Boomerproud]

5. Amen.

n/t

[rocktivity]

6. When you say you talk to God, they call you religious.

When you say God talks to you, they call you insane.


rocktivity

[dchill]

10. Or they might call you "Mike Pence."

[Scarsdale]

16. Or

Michele Backman, W Bush, and a host of other gop members. Do as they SAY, not as they DO.

[jayschool2013]

7. Note to Self: Business Idea

Meme proofreader.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

17. Missing comma?

Just want to make sure I didn't miss anything else.

[jayschool2013]

19. Yes, and

inconsistent use of "it's" in meme. Should be "it's" twice.

[ailsagirl]

23. Sharp eye, jayschool2013

[jayschool2013]

25. Thanks

But it is my job, after all.

Jayschool = Journalism School.

[Amimnoch]

9. And is just so readily accepted.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

11. Yeah, except he apparently never said that.

The correct attribution should be Ken Huber:

http://www.irumormill.com/conspiracies/Bill-Murray-Lie-to-Government.htm

[miyazaki]

12. It takes a lot of people to make a bad movie.

-one of his great quotes I always remembered.

[sarcasmo]

13. The lies are fast and furious with this administration.

[Cha]

15. This is good.. thank you, Initech.. RESIST!

Link to tweet

[Bernardo de La Paz]

21. Resist, Persist, Triumph. . . . nt

[jeanmarc]

18. Bogus quote. He's the new George Carlin

[madokie]

20. I like Bill Murray very much

IMO he was/is the best to come out of the old Saturday Night Live series.

He makes me laugh until my sides hurt.

He likes and is friends with my Favorite President too and that my friends is a big plus for me.

[ailsagirl]

24. Is this the first time he's spoken out against that clod?

[RedWedge]

26. Pretty sure Bill Murray didn't say this.

[Gothmog]

27. Great Meme