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Initech

(100,043 posts)
Mon May 1, 2017, 02:50 PM May 2017

Preview For Wednesday's Top 10 Conservative Idiots:

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These guys don’t look like warriors. They look like they work for Mike’s Discount Pest Control. “Need bugs squashed? Call Mike’s Discount Pest Control Today! 1-800-DED-BUGS”.


*cue audience laughter and applause*

This week on the show: We introduce you to a new protest group called "The Proud Boys". We hold a tutu fashion show to protest recent comments made by Wyoming senator Mike Enzi. We talk further about Trump's first 100 days. Trump heaps praise on a murderous dictator while looking to start World War III. Reince Preibus looks to squash the 1st amendment. The Secret Service bans guns at a Trump speech at the NRA rally, prompting us to hold our first ever Top 10 intervention. Trump gives the most divisive speech ever by a sitting president, and he doesn't care how much he golfs. Scott Baio gets in a literal penis measuring contest. United Airlines shoots themselves in the foot over the death of a giant rabbit. And we talk about things we'd rather do than attend the Fyre Festival. All this plus the next round of our stupidest state contest - and it's the Layover League Championship. Who will advance to the grand finale - Texas or Kansas? Stay tuned!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wednesdays at 10:00 AM. /shameless self promotion
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