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NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
Tue May 2, 2017, 11:20 PM May 2017

There is only one thing that is worse ...

... than listening to Trump (R-Dumbass) spew his nonsensical bullshit – and that’s listening to Republican idiots trying to spin that bullshit into something coherent, something thoughtful, even something brilliant.

Despite the entertainment value of watching you try to ’splain yet another ludicrous statement by your so-called pResident (and, I assure you, the yuks are plentiful!), I wish you GOPers would confine yourselves to places like FOX-News. In case you haven’t noticed, that’s where stupid people gather to hear how Trump is making America great again, how his first hundred days in office accomplished everything from world peace to a cure for cancer, how that bastard Obama “tapped his wires” – and they actually believe it.

Think about it. By restricting your bullshit to FOX-News, you could be preachin’ to the choir instead of making fools of yourselves trying to appeal to people with functioning brains. Instead of being mocked, laughed-at, and dismissed as clueless, you could be hailed as heroes in that safe backyard where dumb fuckin’ idiots actually embrace alternative facts, revisionist history, and incoherent “tweets” about how Andrew Jackson was against the Civil War – despite being dead when it started.

Truth be told, I am often amused by the dramatic retelling of things that never happened – like the Bowling Green Massacre – but I am NOT amused by a so-called pResident who spouts this nonsense, nor those who waste the nation’s time trying to excuse the Idiot-in-Chief who espouses them.

The minute someone is compelled – as you all are, on a minute-to-minute basis – to say, “What the pResident really meant was …”, you’ve already lost the game. After eight years of Obama, the nation has become used to a president who says what he means – in plain, understandable terms that required no translation from gibberish to English.

Your Boy is exactly that – an ignorant “boy” trying to do an intelligent man’s/woman’s job. I implore all of you bobbleheads to stop making fools of yourselves, and confine your own idiocy to “news outlets” where spewing idiocy serves as a replacement for reality.

You have a welcoming audience among the proudly ill-informed, the blissfully ignorant, the woefully uneducated. Why not focus your attention on them, rather than waste everyone’s time trying to convince intelligent, well-informed people that your Idiot-in-Chief knows what the fuck he’s doing?

It seems like an incredible waste of time and effort, trying to make The Idiot sound coherent – but you could at least confine your efforts to places like FOX-News, where such efforts are appreciated.



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There is only one thing that is worse ... (Original Post) NanceGreggs May 2017 OP
Couldn't have said it better. PsychoBabble May 2017 #1
Pretty obvious.... sheshe2 May 2017 #2
Those assholes twist and turn so much to decipher the hundreds of Trumpisms Elwood P Dowd May 2017 #3
Oh my! 2naSalit May 2017 #4
Well, to be fair, Mr.Bill May 2017 #5
That might be one reason Pox News is imploding Warpy May 2017 #6
There is one even worse than that William769 May 2017 #7
Bill, don't you want to have a beer with the bigots brer cat May 2017 #9
In a deplorable sort of way, I can almost admire the likes of Sean Hannity lambchopp59 May 2017 #8
I am also tired of listening to trump and the idiots defending trump Gothmog May 2017 #10
Pence and Spicey are like pretzel twins... kentuck May 2017 #11
k and r, and, as always, spot on! niyad May 2017 #12

PsychoBabble

(837 posts)
1. Couldn't have said it better.
Tue May 2, 2017, 11:57 PM
May 2017

I've kept my sanity by turning to replacing their verbal nonsense with the sound of a dog yapping.

Kinda like the old joke, "what does a dog hear?"

WOOF WOOF WOOF Rover WOOF WOOF Rover WOOF.

sheshe2

(83,746 posts)
2. Pretty obvious....
Tue May 2, 2017, 11:58 PM
May 2017

they, president and all stand by the pussy grabbers club that is Faux snooze. Each one are guilty as charged. It is the old boys club. Bunch of misogynist perverts. They are all going down.

Elwood P Dowd

(11,443 posts)
3. Those assholes twist and turn so much to decipher the hundreds of Trumpisms
Wed May 3, 2017, 12:05 AM
May 2017

that their bodies will no longer fit in a coffin. When their time comes, the funeral home will just hook them up to the PTO of a tractor and screw them into the dirt.

Mr.Bill

(24,282 posts)
5. Well, to be fair,
Wed May 3, 2017, 12:19 AM
May 2017

some of them have to do it on networks besides Fox because that's where their shows are.

Warpy

(111,249 posts)
6. That might be one reason Pox News is imploding
Wed May 3, 2017, 01:17 AM
May 2017

It's become a Herculean job to try to portray the the raging narcissist in the White House as even minimally rational. He's not. He's driven by spite and a desperate need for attention. Once you've disposed of these two things, you've disposed of him. There is nothing else to him.

And that was before dementia had started to take hold of his mind. He's still in the very early stages of it but to anyone with family members who have been stricken by it and health care workers who have cared for people with it, it's getting very obvious.

I know I would hate to work in the White House now. Runner up for Worst Job in the Country would be trying to sell this fool and his staff of relatives, mobsters, and frauds as demonstrating either leadership or any care at all for this country.

William769

(55,145 posts)
7. There is one even worse than that
Wed May 3, 2017, 01:21 AM
May 2017

It's a "democrat" trying to justify the supporters that put these assholes in charge.

lambchopp59

(2,809 posts)
8. In a deplorable sort of way, I can almost admire the likes of Sean Hannity
Wed May 3, 2017, 02:21 AM
May 2017

Precisely because he takes on the incredibly enormous task of attempting to make Trump's buffoonery sound like sane policymaking! His job has become ten times more difficult than just digging up dirt on the opposition during the Obama years, creating glowing and resounding excuses and justifications from absolutely nothing coherent whatsoever must be a daunting task that will make his grey hair multiply exponentially. I honestly believe he may eventually welcome a reprieve such as a O'Really style firing despite the indignity. You got'sta admit, the man's every last nerve must be frayed by now.
And you have to enjoy the karma of the idea that far worse than not getting what he wanted.... was getting it!!!

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