trump announces trip to Vatican. Exorcists go on red alert.

[rug]

[Blaukraut]

1. Francis, bar the doors!

[rug]

2. Ready the holy water balloons!

[LongTomH]

5. If the Pope douses him with holy water, will he burst into flame???

[rug]

14. No, too much fat.

[meow2u3]

7. tRump might have Pope Francis locked up for aggravated assault

because the holy water might cause 3rd degree burns over most of his body.

[rug]

13. Swiss Guard versus the Secret Service!

Pay Per View!

[Freethinker65]

3. That forgiveness is going to take a whole lot of "wine and little crackers"

[rug]

6. Francis marshalling the troops.

"Prepare for a siege, men!"

[hrmjustin]

4. Save Thee oh God by thy might.

The opening line of the Roman Ritual.

[rug]

8. Hell, call in the Lutherans. This is a crisis!

[underpants]

9. Is his friend O'Reilly going with him?

[rug]

10. Bill may go along to help him pick out holsters on the Via del Corso.

[underpants]

11. OH!

[nolabear]

12. BWAH!!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. Decorating tips.

He'd heard about the really classy paintings on the Sistine Chapel ceiling, and wants to hire this Michael Angelo guy to do the same thing in his bedrooms at Rump Tower and Mar-el-Loco.

[rug]

16. They should paint just one thing in his gilded penthouse.

But he utterly lacks the self-realization to get anything out of it.

[L. Coyote]

17. Hopefully, they will arrest him. Pussy grabbing is a mortal sin.

I don't care if they have to reopen the Holy Office of the Inquisition

[bdamomma]

18. funny

[rug]

19. It's time like this you wish all the stories of the Templars were true.