Trump Signs Executive Order Making Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Illlegal

[MineralMan]

Well, not really, but...only because he didn't think of it.

[gratuitous]

1. The celebration will be legal if and only if celebrants have Trump Tower Taco Bowls

ICE Agents will deport any non-complying individuals, citizens or not.

I wonder where they'd send me? Germany? Ireland? Scotland? Somewhere else? Probably have to do one of those ancestry cheek swab things to figure out my dominant lineage, if any.

[benld74]

2. Waiting for reports coming out about ICE agents

Arresting people at Cinco celebrations and beginning deportation processes.

[PJMcK]

3. Well played, MineralMan

You got me.

Enjoy your weekend.

[Initech]

4. But I thought the best taco bowls came from Trump Tower!

[crazycatlady]

5. I thought this was The Onion

A key ingredient in good Mexican food....

[2naSalit]

6. There's always next year....nt

[L. Coyote]

7. He must not like the new Cinco de Mayo tradition:

Link to tweet