This is a real magazine cover.

[kpete]

Link to tweet

[dchill]

1. All the textures of the real thing!

[Turbineguy]

2. Some call that baloney

others call it horse cock.

[Grassy Knoll]

3. Who Is That Supposed To Be?

[canetoad]

4. He must be going

to a meating.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

5. He's behaving more irrationally & more incoherent as if something is eating him. . . nt

[ATL Ebony]

6. So I guess he's officially a "meat head".

[Plucketeer]

7. Death

by a thousand (cold) cuts! I actually worked in a turkey processing plant at one time. The entrails accumulation vat smelled alot like Trumps promises to his idiot faithful.
Got to see how turkey lunch meats were made. I've never bought ANY of those faux turkey lunch meats since.

[tenorly]

8. A nod to Giuseppe Arcimboldo

Well done!

[BHDem53]

9. Expiration date

11-03-2020.

[Beartracks]

10. Unless mishandled or contaminated at the factory; then it could be sooner. n/t

[calimary]

11. Baloney and bananas. They've got him pegged.

[Beartracks]

14. Insert ROFL Smiley here. n/t

[Gothmog]

12. Great cover

[Beartracks]

13. "What are the favorite dishes of world leaders?"

"How about President Trump?"

At least they distinguish between Trump and World Leaders.

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[dembotoz]

15. Insult to baloney